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How do you tell if someone is riding a bicycle for fitness or because they have a DUI?

The cigarette.

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What did carbon yell at gold while trying to get his attention?

A! U!!! If it doesn't make sense tell it so someone out loud. Pretty sure this is my first original joke

What did the atheist say when he saw Jesus?

I can't believe this. What did he tell his atheist friend? You won't believe this.

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What did the Alabama woman say when she lost her virginity?

Dad you're crushing my cigarettes.

What does Harry Potter say when he wants a cigarette?

Tobaccio

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Why is the bicycle unable to stay up?

Because it is two-tired!!!!

What's the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle, and a poorly dressed woman on a tricycle?

Attire

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What does a little sister ride?

A Nissan.

What did the boots say to the cowboy?

You ride -- I'll go on foot.

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How do you tell if someone is riding a bicycle for fitness or because they have a DUI?

The cigarette.

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How do you tell if someone is riding a bicycle for fitness or because they have a DUI?

The cigarette.

Why did the horse get a DUI?

She had too many maretinis