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How do you tell if someone is riding a bicycle for fitness or because they have a DUI?

The cigarette.

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What's the best way to make friends?

Tell a woman you love her and she says "i think we're just friends..."

How do pirates get their hair to stand up?

Sea-men. My brother told me that

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What's the first thing a hillbilly says after losing her virginity?

Get off me Daddy, you're crushing my cigarettes.

What does an Arab do after riding his camel?

He has a cigarette!

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Why did the bicycle fall down?

Because it was two-tired.

What's the difference between a formally-dressed man riding a unicycle and a casually-dressed man riding a bicycle?

Attire.

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Why did the boy who rode his bike over a barbed wire fence miss his music lesson?

Because he'd already done the sharps and flats.

What did the boots say to the cowboy?

You ride -- I'll go on foot.

Fitness Jokes More Fitness Jokes

How do you tell if someone is riding a bicycle for fitness or because they have a DUI?

The cigarette.

Dui Jokes More Dui Jokes

How do you tell if someone is riding a bicycle for fitness or because they have a DUI?

The cigarette.

Why did the horse get a DUI?

She had too many maretinis