How do you tell if someone is riding a bicycle for fitness or because they have a DUI?

The cigarette.

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How would you tell if the Queen was stoned?

Her Highness will tell you

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He gets a little cross.

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There was a sin tax error. 8.5

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Tapas a snout!

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Why couldn't the bicycle stand anymore?

It was two tired.

What did the silly boy take his bicycle to bed with him?

Because he didn't want to walk in his sleep.

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Why did the boy who rode his bike over a barbed wire fence miss his music lesson?

Because he'd already done the sharps and flats.

Why did Xzibit cross the road?

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How do you tell if someone is riding a bicycle for fitness or because they have a DUI?

The cigarette.

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Why did the horse get a DUI?

She had too many maretinis

How do you tell if someone is riding a bicycle for fitness or because they have a DUI?

The cigarette.