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Obese Man Jokes

What did the obese man say about the belt he'd recently purchased?

Top notch.

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Purchase Jokes More Purchase Jokes

What did the duck say to the cashier after she purchased some lipstick?

Just put it on my bill

Where do Turkish people go to purchase their furniture?

The Ottoman Empire.

Belt Jokes More Belt Jokes

What do you call a belt with a watch on it?

A waist of time *door closes on way out*

How can you tell who is a blonde's boyfriend?

He's the one with the belt buckle that matches the impression in her forehead.

Diddly Squat Jokes More Diddly Squat Jokes

What kind of exercises do lazy people do?

Diddly-squats

What exercise does Ned Flanders do at the gym?

Diddly squat

Notch Jokes More Notch Jokes

What did the obese man say about the belt he'd recently purchased?

Top notch.

Fitness Jokes More Fitness Jokes

How do you tell if someone is riding a bicycle for fitness or because they have a DUI?

The cigarette.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?

Need to know ASAP.

What would LMFAO's hit song be called if they were Russian?

I'm Slavic and I know it

Obese Jokes More Obese Jokes

Why are so many people obese these days?

Because burgers are$.99 and salads are $4.99

What did the obese man say about the belt he'd recently purchased?

Top notch.