Obese Man Jokes

What did the obese man say about the belt he'd recently purchased?

Top notch.

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Belt Jokes More Belt Jokes

What did the hat say to the belt?

You hang around I'll go on ahead

Why shouldn't you wear a watch on your belt?

It'd be a waste of time.

Diddly Squat Jokes More Diddly Squat Jokes

What kind of exercises do lazy people do?

Diddly-squats

What exercise does Ned Flanders do at the gym?

Diddly squat

Notch Jokes More Notch Jokes

What did the obese man say about the belt he'd recently purchased?

Top notch.

Fitness Jokes More Fitness Jokes

How do you tell if someone is riding a bicycle for fitness or because they have a DUI?

The cigarette.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What do you think about the coming battle General?

God knows it will be lost. - Then why should we go for it - To find out who is the loser.

How does a fish always know how much they weigh?

Because they have their own scales!

Purchase Jokes More Purchase Jokes

Why did the bachelors purchase double amputee strippers for their party?

Because they were 50% off!

What did the photocopier say about its favorite purchased song?

That's my pay-per jam.

Obese Jokes More Obese Jokes

What do programmers and obese people have in common?

They both call an 8-course meal a bite.

What did the obese man say about the belt he'd recently purchased?

Top notch.