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Obese Man Jokes

What did the obese man say about the belt he'd recently purchased?

Top notch.

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Purchase Jokes More Purchase Jokes

What car is so cheap that anyone could purchase it?

A Ford.

Where do ISIS fighters go to purchase soda and candy?

Allahu snackbar!

Belt Jokes More Belt Jokes

How do you tell if someone is a safety engineer?

They are wearing suspenders and a belt.

What does a belt like to do?

Getting Waisted

Fitness Jokes More Fitness Jokes

How do you tell if someone is riding a bicycle for fitness or because they have a DUI?

The cigarette.

Obese Jokes More Obese Jokes

Why are so many people obese these days?

Because burgers are$.99 and salads are $4.99

What do programmers and obese people have in common?

They both call an 8-course meal a bite.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How does Gandalf know he's pregnant?

A wizard is never late.

What is the best kind of dog to ask for directions?

A Chihuahua because it knows all the shortcuts!

Notch Jokes More Notch Jokes

What did the obese man say about the belt he'd recently purchased?

Top notch.

Diddly Squat Jokes More Diddly Squat Jokes

What kind of exercises do lazy people do?

Diddly-squats

What exercise does Ned Flanders do at the gym?

Diddly squat