Obese Man Jokes

What did the obese man say about the belt he'd recently purchased?

Top notch.

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?

Need to know ASAP.

What is the irrational fear of Chuck Norris otherwise known as?

A completely rational fear.

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What exercise does Ned Flanders do at the gym?

Diddly squat

What kind of exercises do lazy people do?

Diddly-squats

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What do you call the study of the purchase of tree parts?

Stem sell research.

How is food purchased an an Irish grocery?

You buy it per-tater

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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time.

What did the hat say to the belt?

You hang around I'll go on ahead

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Why are so many people obese these days?

Because burgers are$.99 and salads are $4.99

What did the obese man say about the belt he'd recently purchased?

Top notch.

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What did the obese man say about the belt he'd recently purchased?

Top notch.