Obese Man Jokes

What did the obese man say about the belt he'd recently purchased?

Top notch.

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How much did the obese man know about fitness?

Diddly squat

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Belt Jokes More Belt Jokes

What did the obese man say about the belt he'd recently purchased?

Top notch.

What did the number zero say to the number 8?

I like your belt

Notch Jokes More Notch Jokes

What's the difference between an Irish Catholic and a Roman Catholic?

A few notches on the belt buckle.

What did the obese man say about the belt he'd recently purchased?

Top notch.

Fitness Jokes More Fitness Jokes

How much did the obese man know about fitness?

Diddly squat

How do you tell if someone is riding a bicycle for fitness or because they have a DUI?

The cigarette.

Purchase Jokes More Purchase Jokes

Why didn't the vampire purchase the expensive suit?

He just couldn't ever see himself wearing it.

What does Harry Potter say after he purchases slaves?

I expect to Potter-own 'em.

Diddly Squat Jokes More Diddly Squat Jokes

How much did the obese man know about fitness?

Diddly squat

What exercise does Ned Flanders do at the gym?

Diddly squat

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why did the hillbillies save some doe?

Because they knew it would give them a buck in good time.

How do you know a shirt has phoned you?

Collar ID

Obese Jokes More Obese Jokes

Why are a good majority of Americans obese?

At least the food won't take away their rights. Do a little oppression of their own.

What does an obese white woman have in common with a brick?

Eventually, they're both getting laid by a Mexican.