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Obese Man Jokes

What did the obese man say about the belt he'd recently purchased?

Top notch.

We've Got This Love Thing Down

We've Got This Love Thing Down

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Belt Jokes More Belt Jokes

What did the obese man say about the belt he'd recently purchased?

Top notch.

Why is your voice gone?

Are you ok Me:*thinks back to me belting out Ariana Grande's "Dangerous Woman"* I'm ok...allergies are bad.

Notch Jokes More Notch Jokes

What did the obese man say about the belt he'd recently purchased?

Top notch.

Diddly Squat Jokes More Diddly Squat Jokes

What kind of exercises do lazy people do?

Diddly-squats

What exercise does Ned Flanders do at the gym?

Diddly squat

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What do you call a self-referential question posing as a joke setup?

Not funny. Except in that you know, "heh, meta" kinda way. Heh, meta.

How do you know if you're a necrophiliac?

You get mourning wood.

Purchase Jokes More Purchase Jokes

What do you call the study of the purchase of tree parts?

Stem sell research.

Why didn't the vampire purchase the expensive suit?

He just couldn't ever see himself wearing it.

Obese Jokes More Obese Jokes

What did the obese man say about the belt he'd recently purchased?

Top notch.

Why are so many people obese these days?

Because burgers are$.99 and salads are $4.99

Fitness Jokes More Fitness Jokes

How do you tell if someone is riding a bicycle for fitness or because they have a DUI?

The cigarette.