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How can you tell that the movie Martian is not realistic?

Because Americans use imperial unit system.

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What does Jeremy Clarkson and Amy Winehouse have in common?

They both used to be on top gear.

What does the head of the Catholic Church used to buy goods online?

Papal

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Where can you find some of the world's largest vegetables?

In an American nursing home.

Why couldn't the American leave Russia?

He was snowden

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Why did the monster put the cake in the freezer?

Because he had been told to ice it.

What did the French guy say when he forgot to tell his driver to turn left?

Oh, gosh!

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What is the swamp-dwellers favorite form of extraterrestrial life?

The Martians

Where did the Martian put his teacup?

On his flying saucer.