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How can you tell that the movie Martian is not realistic?

Because Americans use imperial unit system.

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Which gun does Superman use?

SCAR-L

What font was used on Wyatt Earp's tombstone?

Sans Sheriff.

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What's the difference between a shooting range and an American college?

About thirty thousand dollars a year.

What did the deaf Canadian say to the American that was talking?

Eh?

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Why is a man's pee yellow, and his sperm white?

So he can tell if he's coming or going.

Why did the man tell his mom to get him out of prison?

She had gotten him out of a tight spot before.

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Where does a Martian go for a drink?

A Mars Bar

How Many Martians Does It Take to Screw In a Lightbulb?

At least two, but they have to be pretty small to fit.