How can you tell that the movie Martian is not realistic?

Because Americans use imperial unit system.

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Why doesn't men use make-up or perfume?

Because we're beautiful and smell good!

How many monastic women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None... they live an ascetic lifestyle and prefer to not use electricity.

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Where is the lift?

American: You mean the elevator? English: Yes, we call it a lift. American: It's called an elevator. We invented it. English: And we invented the language.

What does an American actor say when going to Europe?

Let's go PAL.

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What does a quantum physicist tell their toddler who keeps asking "Why" over and over?

Because I saw so.

Why didn't you give me anything for my birthday?

GirlFriend: You told me to surprise you.

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Where did the Martian put his teacup?

On his flying saucer.

How Many Martians Does It Take to Screw In a Lightbulb?

At least two, but they have to be pretty small to fit.