How can you tell that the movie Martian is not realistic?

Because Americans use imperial unit system.

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When you guys describe me to your families do you use the word tigress?

I'd prefer if you included tigress

What do Naturopathic doctors use to keep up with their finances?

Quackbooks!

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Who lost the presidential debate?

We Americans

How many American golf fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

1001 1 to offer up the bulb and 1000 to scream 'Get in the hole'

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What does a lion at the beach have in common with Christmas?

They both have Sandy Claws.

What's the difference between toilet paper and shower curtains?

If you answered "I don't know." I would like to tell you that I spent all day cleaning that mess up.

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Where do Martians drink beer?

At a Mars bar!

Where does a Martian go for a drink?

A Mars Bar