How can you tell that the movie Martian is not realistic?

Because Americans use imperial unit system.

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How does Google clean their facilities?

They use Google Mops.

What type of milk does Mitt Romney use with his cereal?

The one percent

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What did one dead American cop say to the other dead American cop?

Waaazzzzzzaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaappppppp.

How many American cops does it take to change a broken lightbulb?

Two. One to arrest the room for being black, and the other to arrest the bulb for being broke.

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How do you excite an idiot?

I'll tell you later.

Why is it never safe to tell a joke about corn?

A corn has ears.

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What is the swamp-dwellers favorite form of extraterrestrial life?

The Martians

Where did the Martian put his teacup?

On his flying saucer.