Kardashian Jokes

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Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

Why did the dad say the joke instead of act it out?

Because it was cheesier said than done.

What's the similarity between Santa Claus and your doorbell ringing at 3am?

It's your dad.

Marry Jokes More Marry Jokes

When Arwen and Aragorn got married... was Frodo designated to be the Ring bearer?

Edit Thanks KikifounUnui... not my main language TT

How is being married like puttin' on a tin roof?

If you don't nail her good she'll be at the neighbors.

Kim Jokes More Kim Jokes

How do I know Kim and Kanye's daughter is going to be smart?

Because she already has 315 degrees.

Why was Kanye's Christmas gift to Kim spoiled?

Because he's a bad wrapper

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the Difference Between Steve Jobs and Bill Gates?

Bill Gates never got a Mac, but Steve Jobs got PC.

What's the difference between a church bell & a politician?

A church bell peals from the steeple.

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

Why didn't the rest of the fractions like "mc" very much?

Because he was generally known to be a square(ed).

What do I do when my luggage gets tired?

I rest my case.

Los Angeles Lakers Jokes More Los Angeles Lakers Jokes

What did the Los Angeles Lakers finish on Tuesday?

Kim Kardashian's face.

What do you get when you get in a fight with the Los Angeles Lakers lead point scorer?

Kobe beef

Yeezy Jokes More Yeezy Jokes

How does Kim Kardashian like her eggs?

Over-Yeezy.

What do you call Kanye dressed as Kermit?

I don't know, but it's not Yeezy being green.

Finish Jokes More Finish Jokes

Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months?

Because on the box it said From 2-4 years.

When a dirty kid has finished taking a bath what is still dirty?

The bathtub.