Kardashian Jokes

How many Kardashians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only one as the rest of the world simply MUST revolve around them...

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What do a ghost family and the Kardashians have in common?

They both have Transparents.

Who is the original Kardashian?

Saint Christopher

How do the Kardashians tell a joke?

They get Kim to talk slowly to him.

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The ice might crack up! I use this at the beginning of conversations... it's a reall ice breaker.

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Thesaurus Rex! omg, I crack myself up! Skip

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Why did Einstein stop seeing his mistress?

She fell in love and he didn't anticipate entanglement

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Einsteins

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Why do Mexicans always walk around like the own the place?

Their dad built it, and their mom cleans it

Why do Vampires make poor project managers?

Because the refuse you to meet with stake holders. (why yes, I am a dad why do you ask)

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Why did the muslim with a toothache go to the airport?

For a free cavity search.

How does a german get to the airport?

He heils a taxi!

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What do you get when you get in a fight with the Los Angeles Lakers lead point scorer?

Kobe beef

What did the Los Angeles Lakers finish on Tuesday?

Kim Kardashian's face.

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Why was Kim Kardashian arrested at the airport?

She had two pounds of crack in her knickers.

What did the rapper say when he couldn't find his pants?

Where my knickers at

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They get Kim to talk slowly to him.

What do Kanye West and North Korea have in common?

They are both being screwed by a person named Kim.

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What's the difference between a wife and a mistress?

About fifty pounds.

What's the difference between a lesbian and a sperm whale?

Fifty pounds and a flannel shirt.