Because they're Snowden (snowed-in). To all the folks on the East coast, stay safe and warm.
Transparents
I just need some bread.
Asking for my two year old.
They'll both blow the entire east coast just to get on TV
Realizing it's only Tuesday.
He asked. I can't do Tuesdays. -Tommy Cooper
Wuh-wuh-wuh-one.
Lightbulb.
They're a-Brew'in!