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Transparent Jokes

Why can't Caitlyn Jenner lie to her kids?

She's a transparent.

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What are parents that you can see through?

Transparents

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Where would you find an algebraic Sailors hat?

Indice

Why was Jesus not born in West Virginia?

Because they couldn't find three wise men or a virgin. Gf sent me this when she was driving through the state.

Notice Jokes More Notice Jokes

What did the blonde do when she noticed that someone had already written on the overhead transparency?

She turned it over and used the other side.

What did Sean Connery say when he noticed that there wasn't any electricity in the Pennsylvania countryside?

Shomething'sh Amish...

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

How did the Chihuahua disappear on the road?

It was using a hide-'n-go-seekle!

What do you use to cut the ocean?

A seasaw

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Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

What is brown and gray has eight legs and is carrying a large trunk and a small trunk?

A Chihuahua on vacation with an elephant.

What did the giant wave say to the man?

Nothing he just waved. Sea what I did there? Sorry sometimes I get a bit carried away, it like a tsunami of puns. Water these puns! they're horrible, I'll stop now.

Gig Jokes More Gig Jokes

What does a guitarist say when he gets to his gig?

Would you like fries with that?

Have you heard of the band 1023MB?

They haven't got a gig yet.

Word Jokes More Word Jokes

How do you describe every gf in one word?

K

Why are people still using a dictionary?

I just type the words into Google and see if it corrects me.

Write Jokes More Write Jokes

Who did the ghost-boy write to during his trip to ghost-summercamp?

There is no afterlife.

What did the IRS agent say to the financially backward store owner?

Ehh it's easier If I just write it off as tax evasion