Transparent Jokes

Why can't Caitlyn Jenner lie to her kids?

She's a transparent.

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What do a ghost family and the Kardashians have in common?

They both have Transparents.

What are parents that you can see through?

Transparents

Why can't you see a transgender who's a dad?

Because he's a transparent. Apologies if I could've worded it different.

What do you call an invisible, cross-dressing dad?

A transparent

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Kardashian Jokes More Kardashian Jokes

How do the Kardashians tell a joke?

They get Kim to talk slowly to him.

How many Kardashians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only one as the rest of the world simply MUST revolve around them...

Color Jokes More Color Jokes

Why don't Baptist preachers color their hair?

They just pray the gray away

What kind of food can you color with?

A cranberry! Esher (my Grandson) age 5

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What is this world coming to?

Do their parents know they are outside, interacting, and getting exercise

What if a third team came and attacked these two teams?

My daughter, not understanding football/making football more awesome

Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

Why do Vampires make poor project managers?

Because the refuse you to meet with stake holders. (why yes, I am a dad why do you ask)

What did they sew you up with?

My Dad laughing so hard - as he said "That's not funny!" Cat Gut

Sperm Jokes More Sperm Jokes

What does a sperm and a politician have in common?

They both have a one in 100 million chance of being human.

What do you call the first sperm that reaches the egg?

The ova achiever

Word Jokes More Word Jokes

What's the word for interested in something, but not enough to look it up on Wikipedia?

That.

What do you call a hurtful play on words?

A Punjab.

Adopt Jokes More Adopt Jokes

What if the Bad News Bears literally gave you bad news?

Bear 1: You're adopted Bear 2: The cancer is terminal Bear 3: This tweet ain't funny

Why did the cowboy adopt a Weiner dog?

He wanted to get a long little doggy

Apology Jokes More Apology Jokes

Why did Willow Smith whip her hair?

Because it has been very knotty. Apologies in advance

What is matthew mcconaughey' least favorite part of interstellar?

The girls get older, but he stays the same age" -first attempt at a original joke (apologies if its a repost that I'm unaware of)