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Transparent Jokes

Why can't Caitlyn Jenner lie to her kids?

She's a transparent.

Love

Love

What are parents that you can see through?

Transparents

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Custody Jokes More Custody Jokes

What do you call it when a Spanish man goes to court for custody of his children?

Fight for your right to padre

What do you call it when a non-binary gendered couple has a legal dispute over custody of their children?

A transparency review.

Answer Jokes More Answer Jokes

What were the very first straws made of?

Straw.

Why did the pirate have trouble with the alphabet?

Because his 'I' was all jacked up.

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

How many pollocks does it take to paint a house?

1 to hold the brush and 1000 to turn the house!

Why do they call it the Xbox360?

Because when you see it, you turn 360 degrees and walk away.

Drummer Jokes More Drummer Jokes

What's the difference between a drummer and shoes in a dryer?

Nothing.

What's the difference between a drummer and publicly traded stock?

Publicly traded stock will mature and make money.

Trust Jokes More Trust Jokes

Why can't you trust stairs?

Because they are always up to something.

Why should you never trust a one armed philosophy professor?

He never mentions "on the other hand"

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why do we all marry?

Because romance is not the only element of life, we should also know horror, terror, suspense, irony, stupidity and tragedy of life!

How many Carpathians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, Vigo and see. (best read in Yanosh's voice)

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

What did the man do after being found guilty of sabotaging the moonmission?

He Apollo-gized.

What did a police officer write in the criminal report, when they found a homey from the bottom of a lake, wrapped in 200 kg's of metal chains?

Offender stole more than he could carry by swimming

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

Why girls live longer than boys?

SHOPPING" never causes HEART ATTACKS, but,"PAYING the "BILLS" does

What is your favorite one to two line joke?

Keep em coming boys and gals. This is making my 15 car ride way better!