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Irene Jokes

Where does a one-legged woman work?

What's her name? Eileen If she's Asian what's her name? Irene /goingtohellforthis

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I Love Pizza & You

What do a coffee pot, Irene, and the reigning Stanley Cup champions have in common?

They're a-Brew'in!

What do you call an Asian lady with one leg longer than the other?

Irene

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What did Kim Kardashian's right leg say to her left leg?

Nothing, they've never been together!

How did Kim Kardashian break the net?

She sat on it.

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What's the hardest thing about being a vegan crossfitter who went to Harvard?

Figuring out what to tell you about first.

Why couldn't the choir director figure out whether Alison Brie was alto soprano?

Everytime he tried, he was told that she was young and that they tried not to sectionalise her.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and drives women wild?

Deez nuts

What's the Difference between a Girl and a Woman?

Prison

Ilene Jokes More Ilene Jokes

What do you call a woman with one short leg?

Ilene.

East Coast Jokes More East Coast Jokes

What do Hurricane Irene and Kim Kardashian have in common?

They blow the whole east coast and there's videos online.

Why can't Russia extradite US top-secret whistle-blowers?

Because they're Snowden (snowed-in). To all the folks on the East coast, stay safe and warm.

Chinese Woman Jokes More Chinese Woman Jokes

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

What are you up to?

Her: I'm making Chinese. Me: Cloning's unethical. Hahaha just kidding. Make me a math tutor.

What's the difference between an American zoo and a Chinese zoo?

An American zoo will only have a description of the animal. The Chinese zoo has the price and recipe of the animal.

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

What starts with r and ends with d?

Removed

What ten letter word starts with g-a-s?

Automobile.