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Cal Jokes

What do you cal a campsite trampled by thousands of tiny insects?

A gnatural disaster.

We've Got This Love Thing Down

We've Got This Love Thing Down

How do people in Nor Cal get around?

Hella copters

How did So-Cal celebrate the double anniversary of the LA Riots and Cinco de Mayo?

Rodney King Pinatas

What do you cal a man with no arms and no legs fighting with his cat?

Claude

What do you cal a bear with extreme mood swings?

A bi-polar bear.

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Irene Jokes More Irene Jokes

What do you call an Asian lady with one leg longer than the other?

Irene

What do a coffee pot, Irene, and the reigning Stanley Cup champions have in common?

They're a-Brew'in!

Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you cal a man with no arms and no legs fighting with his cat?

Claude

What has four legs and an arm?

A happy pit bull.

Fine Jokes More Fine Jokes

What happened to Frankenstein's monster on the road?

He was stopped for speeding fined $50 and dismantled for six months.

What happens if a pig parks illegally?

It oink-urs a fine.

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What happened when Smokey the Bear started the forest fire?

He got arrested just like you would've.

What do you call a bear that's not drunk?

So-Bear!

Ilene Jokes More Ilene Jokes

What do you call a woman with one short leg?

Ilene.

Cinco De Mayo Jokes More Cinco De Mayo Jokes

What's honey mustards least favorite holiday?

Cinco de Mayo

How did So-Cal celebrate the double anniversary of the LA Riots and Cinco de Mayo?

Rodney King Pinatas

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What is the definition of Robin?

A bird who steals!

What do you get when you chop up a fruit and mix it with vegetables?

I don't know but it was hard as hell stealing thier wheelchairs with pieces of Richard Simmons tripping me up.

Mit Jokes More Mit Jokes

Why are Cal Tech and MIT constantly Fighting?

Because MIT blames Cal Tech for stealing their Feynman, and there will never be another man as Fine.

What's the dating scene like at MIT?

Carbon-14 is the most common method, I believe.