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Cal Jokes

What do you cal a campsite trampled by thousands of tiny insects?

A gnatural disaster.

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How do people in Nor Cal get around?

Hella copters

How did So-Cal celebrate the double anniversary of the LA Riots and Cinco de Mayo?

Rodney King Pinatas

What do you cal a man with no arms and no legs fighting with his cat?

Claude

What do you cal a bear with extreme mood swings?

A bi-polar bear.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

Why did the milking stool only have three legs?

Because the cow has the udder

How did the blonde break her leg playing hockey with the Toronto Maple Leafs?

She fell out of the tree.

Asian Jokes More Asian Jokes

What did the Asian couple name their black baby?

Sum sing wong

What do you call a rich Asian?

Cha Ching!*

Ilene Jokes More Ilene Jokes

What do you call a woman with one short leg?

Ilene.

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

Why did it take a strong thief to steal a manhole cover?

Because only he could pull it off.

What did the Jamaican man say when asked why he didn't mind going to jail for stealing the Pikachu card?

I love the pokey, mon.

Claude Jokes More Claude Jokes

What do you call the tech. at the vets who has to give injections to cats?

Claude.

What do you call a Frenchman that's been attacked by a bear?

Claude

Asian Woman Jokes More Asian Woman Jokes

Why is it so hard to sleep with Asian women?

It can be a slippery slope.

What do you call an Asian woman on the moon?

An Astronaut

Irene Jokes More Irene Jokes

What do you call an Asian lady with one leg longer than the other?

Irene

Where does a one-legged woman work?

What's her name? Eileen If she's Asian what's her name? Irene /goingtohellforthis

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What did the fisherman do when he really liked a woman?

He invited her over to net fish and krill.

What am I?

I start with a v and every woman has one. She can even use me to get what she wants. What am I? I'll post the answer in 10 minutes.