Cal Jokes

What do you cal a campsite trampled by thousands of tiny insects?

A gnatural disaster.

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How do people in Nor Cal get around?

Hella copters

How did So-Cal celebrate the double anniversary of the LA Riots and Cinco de Mayo?

Rodney King Pinatas

What do you cal a man with no arms and no legs fighting with his cat?

Claude

What do you cal a bear with extreme mood swings?

A bi-polar bear.

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What's the difference between a dim monster and a birthday candle?

The candle is a thousand times brighter!

How does a blonde count a thousand sheep?

She counts the legs, and divides by 4.

Asian Woman Jokes More Asian Woman Jokes

What do you call an Asian woman on the moon?

An Astronaut

Why is it so hard to sleep with Asian women?

It can be a slippery slope.

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What do you call a robotic transforming Malaysian airliner?

If it's evil, a Deceptigone. If not, an Autobottomoftheocean Shamelessly stolen from

Why is Superman wanted by the police?

He is wanted for being the Man of Steal.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man with a car on his head?

Jack

What is it called when a man molests with each release?

Per version.

Cinco De Mayo Jokes More Cinco De Mayo Jokes

What about Cinco de Mayo?

USA: "What'd you just say " Nachos: "Nothing."

What's honey mustards least favorite holiday?

Cinco de Mayo

Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, who hangs out in your pool?

Bob

Why did little Johnny fall off the swing?

He didn't have arms. Why did little Sarah fall off her bike Someone threw a fridge at her.

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

What is the first rule of Womans fight club?

Never tell anyone what are you so mad about

What's the difference between fight club and veganism?

You don't talk about fight club.

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What did the 80 grit sandpaper say to the 36 grit sandpaper?

You're a little rougher than I'm used to, but I'll grit and bear it. I'm sorry, that joke was a little rough ;D

Where were you born?

Me: Missouri. I: What state are you in now? M: Apathy. I: That's not what I meant. M: I don't care.