Cal Jokes

What do you cal a campsite trampled by thousands of tiny insects?

A gnatural disaster.

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How do people in Nor Cal get around?

Hella copters

What do you cal a man with no arms and no legs fighting with his cat?

Claude

What do you cal a bear with extreme mood swings?

A bi-polar bear.

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Claude Jokes More Claude Jokes

Who's there! Claude! Claude who?

Claudework Orange!

What do you call the loser in a hissing scratching cat fight?

Claude

Asian Jokes More Asian Jokes

What's a let down Chinese lobster called?

A crushed Asian

What do Asian pirates say?

ELLLLLLL!!!

Fine Jokes More Fine Jokes

Why was the cannibal fined by the judge?

He was caught poaching.

Why are Cal Tech and MIT constantly Fighting?

Because MIT blames Cal Tech for stealing their Feynman, and there will never be another man as Fine.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How does one know a man is going to say something smart?

His sentences start with "A woman once told me.."

What do u give a woman who has everything?

Penacilin

Mit Jokes More Mit Jokes

Why are Cal Tech and MIT constantly Fighting?

Because MIT blames Cal Tech for stealing their Feynman, and there will never be another man as Fine.

What's the dating scene like at MIT?

Carbon-14 is the most common method, I believe.

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

Why do audiophiles nerver loose a fight?

Because they're lossless.

Who would win a fight between an octopus and a shark?

The octopus because it is well armed.

Ilene Jokes More Ilene Jokes

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why did the man put his money in the freezer?

He wanted cold hard cash!

Why does John Snow wear a Rolex?

Because he's a man of the nice watch