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Ilene Jokes

What do you call a woman with one short leg?

Ilene.

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Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

What Journey song to Chinese people sing at funerals?

Don't Stop Bereavin'

Why did the Chinese chicken cross the road?

The eggrolled

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

What do you call an alligator that always starts fights?

An instigator!

How do you start a joke about Vladimir Putin?

By looking over your shoulder.

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

Why don't jokes in base 8 work?

Because 7 10 11

What do you call a pilot who tries to tell a joke but gets distracted and crashes his plane into a building?

A comickaze

Cal Jokes More Cal Jokes

What do you cal a campsite trampled by thousands of tiny insects?

A gnatural disaster.

What do you cal a bear with extreme mood swings?

A bi-polar bear.

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the state line?

He just had to get out of there because he heard that Kentucky fried chicken!

Why the big pause................................?

Said the man in the pub to the bear. First heard this joke told by Eddie Izzard.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a dog with no legs in the ocean?

Bob Barker

What do you call a man without arms or legs who gets into a fight with his cat?

Claude!

Short Leg Jokes More Short Leg Jokes

What do you call a dog with short legs and steel balls?

Sparky

How do you get dragon milk?

A cow with short legs

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why did the woman turn to her husband and say "now who the hell would dump such a nice sofa out here in the woods?

She was looking at a bear and thought it was a sofa due to the four legs.

What do you yell when a woman falls of a boat?

Full speed ahead