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What do you call a woman with one short leg?

Ilene.

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What do you call an Asian lady with one leg longer than the other?

Irene

What do a coffee pot, Irene, and the reigning Stanley Cup champions have in common?

They're a-Brew'in!

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why hasn't there been a woman on the moon yet?

It doesn't need cleaned.

What is the size of women in Italy?

Itali-cized.

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

What starts with "E" and has only one letter in it?

Envelope!

How do you start a powerful woman's movement?

Laxatives.

Asian Jokes More Asian Jokes

Why do certain Asian boxers hate the Rebel Alliance?

Because they are Thai fighters.

What do you call a bunch of Asian bears roaring?

Panda-monium.

Cal Jokes More Cal Jokes

What do you cal a man with no arms and no legs fighting with his cat?

Claude

How did So-Cal celebrate the double anniversary of the LA Riots and Cinco de Mayo?

Rodney King Pinatas

Chinese Woman Jokes More Chinese Woman Jokes

1 Jokes More 1 Jokes

Why was Star Wars shot Episodes 4, 5, 6, then 1, 2, 3?

Because in charge of directing, Yoda was

How many French horn players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

100, 1 to screw it in and 99 to say how they could do it better.

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

What do you give an alligator who is having trouble hearing?

A gator-aid. Bet you did see that one coming:P

What was the last thing that the homeless man heard before becoming a giant?

Go big or go home