How do people in Nor Cal get around?

Hella copters

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Why do people always talk in absolutes?

I would never do that. It's the worst.

What do you call a Pirate who lost his anchor?

Can't anchor us" /bow.. this is as clever as i get, people.. so sorry.

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What do you cal a campsite trampled by thousands of tiny insects?

A gnatural disaster.

What do you cal a bear with extreme mood swings?

A bi-polar bear.