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How does a coffee pot feel when it is hot?

Perky.

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How did the midget feel after sleeping all night in a coffin?

A little stiff.

What do you call the feeling of being unable to urinate beside a friend?

PEEr pressure!

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What do a coffee pot, Irene, and the reigning Stanley Cup champions have in common?

They're a-Brew'in!

How does a coffee pot feel when it is hot?

Perky.