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How does a coffee pot feel when it is hot?

Perky.

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Why did the boat know it had a leak?

That sinking feeling...

What if I have to poop?

D: Then you should go now. *awkward pause* "Thanks I feel better."

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How does a coffee pot feel when it is hot?

Perky.

What do a coffee pot, Irene, and the reigning Stanley Cup champions have in common?

They're a-Brew'in!