He'd rather spend his money on a forty
It won't be there
With no legs.
I'm sorry to leave now that I've almost bought the place.
WATERBOARDING!!!
A snowbank
Two friends meet together and one asks: What would you do if you won the lottery? -I would build a brothel! Oh, and if it went wrong and you loose money? -I'd open it to the public
He injured his spline!