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Why won't a black man go see a 3d movie?

He'd rather spend his money on a forty

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Black Man Jokes More Black Man Jokes

What does a black men and The Terminator have in common?

One says "Hasta la vista baby!!" and the other one says "Hasta la vista son"

What do you say when the Batmobile drives by?

Na na na na na na na na BAT MAN What do you say when a stolen Batmobile drives by? Na na na na na na na na BLACK MAN

Spend Jokes More Spend Jokes

Why do stoners spend so much money?

Because they're high rollers

How does a nihilist propose to his fiancee?

Even though my existence is meaningless I want to spend the rest of it with you.

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

Why was the fruit farmer losing money?

He couldn't grow a pear

What kind of money do they use on Superman's home planet?

Kryptocurrency

3d Jokes More 3d Jokes

Why won't a black man go see a 3d movie?

He'd rather spend his money on a forty

Why did the 3d modeler need back surgery?

He injured his spline!