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How does North Korea only have four medals so far?

We're the best at everything. We even fed our athletes this time.

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Feed Jokes More Feed Jokes

When was pasta introduced to the Middle East?

When someone fed a genie alfredo

What do you feed a disappearing cat?

Evaporated milk

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Why does Mexico rarely wins medals at the Olympic Games?

All the ones who can run/swim/jump already made it to America.

Why doesn't Mexico ever win any medals in the Olympics?

Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim has already crossed the border.

North Korea Jokes More North Korea Jokes

What do Kanye West and North Korea have in common?

They are both being screwed by a person named Kim.

What did the Buddhist say when asked if he'd like to move from Tibet to North Korea?

Nah. I'ma stay.

Athlete Jokes More Athlete Jokes

Why do athletes prefer nuns to time their laps?

Because when a nun times anything it's zero. (0*n=0)

How does North Korea only have four medals so far?

We're the best at everything. We even fed our athletes this time.