How does North Korea only have four medals so far?

We're the best at everything. We even fed our athletes this time.

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Where do football directors go when they are fed up?

The bored room!

What's the wrong way to feed the cat?

To the dog.

Medal Jokes More Medal Jokes

What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?

A guard dog!

Why hasn't Mexico won any medals in the Olympics?

Because all the Mexicans who can swim well, jump high and run fast are in the United States.

North Korea Jokes More North Korea Jokes

What is the national sport of North Korea?

Ping-Pyong-yang

What saying is discouraged in both the USA and North Korea?

The South Will Rise Again

Athlete Jokes More Athlete Jokes

Why do athletes prefer nuns to time their laps?

Because when a nun times anything it's zero. (0*n=0)

What do you call an athlete that smells good?

D. O. Durant