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How does North Korea only have four medals so far?

We're the best at everything. We even fed our athletes this time.

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Why did the cannibal live on his own?

He was fed up with other people.

What do you get if you cross a centipede and a chicken?

Enough drumsticks to feed an army!

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How does North Korea only have four medals so far?

We're the best at everything. We even fed our athletes this time.

Why does Mexico never wins any medals at the Olympic Games?

Because everyone who runs, swims, or jump really well is already across the border.

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What did the Buddhist say when asked if he'd like to move from Tibet to North Korea?

Nah. I'ma stay.

How does North Korea only have four medals so far?

We're the best at everything. We even fed our athletes this time.

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How does North Korea only have four medals so far?

We're the best at everything. We even fed our athletes this time.

Why do athletes prefer nuns to time their laps?

Because when a nun times anything it's zero. (0*n=0)