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How does North Korea only have four medals so far?

We're the best at everything. We even fed our athletes this time.

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Feed Jokes More Feed Jokes

Why did the farmer feed money to his cow?

He wanted rich milk!

What do call you someone who feeds on comatose patients and pizza?

A vegetarian.

Medal Jokes More Medal Jokes

How does a paralympian call home, after winning a medal?

Handsfree

Whats better than winning a medal at the paralympics?

A pair of legs.

North Korea Jokes More North Korea Jokes

What do children in North Korea study for a science?

Kimistry

Why is all of the music made in North Korea just absolutely terrible?

They've got no Seoul.

Athlete Jokes More Athlete Jokes

Why do athletes like Sports Illustrated Magazine so much?

There's nothing athletes want more to see in a magazine than sports and illustrations.

Why do athletes prefer nuns to time their laps?

Because when a nun times anything it's zero. (0*n=0)