Why did the cannibal live on his own?

He was fed up with other people.

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What would you name someone who can predict when people sneeze?

Nostrildamus

How many livers do people have?

I want to make sure I have a backup before I put this thing on Ebay.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

I don't know I have DirecTV.

What kind of environment do hobbits live in?

A hobbitat

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Why did the cannibal go to KFC?

He heard it was finger licking good.

What do you give a cannibal late for Sunday lunch?

The cold shoulder

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Where do football directors go when they are fed up?

The bored room!

How do you know it's safe to feed the ducks the same thing as the Canadian geese down at the pond?

Because what's good the goose is good for Merganser.