Why did the cannibal live on his own?

He was fed up with other people.

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Why do people keep asking me what I'm going to be doing in three years?

I don't have 2020 vision.

Why don't blind people like skydiving?

Scares their dogs.

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Where does a beaver priest live?

In a God Dam House!

What city does Affirmative Action Aslan live?

Kathmandu.

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What is a Cannibal?

Someone who is fed up with people.

Why did the cannibal go to KFC?

He heard it was finger licking good.

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What's the difference between a raft guide and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family.

What is the difference between a call center job and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family of four.