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Why did the cannibal live on his own?

He was fed up with other people.

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What's the most annoying thing in the internet?

People who comment "repost" on a Joke subreddit.

When people say 'oh, you're still single?

I like to reply with 'wow, you're still married ' I'm popular.

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Why don't hipsters live in Alaska?

Everything is cool there already.

What kind of house does Chuck Norris live in?

A roundhouse.

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What has 4 legs in the morning, two at lunch, and three in the evening?

A cannibal

Why does mama aardvark call her husband a cannibal?

Because he ate his ant for dinner!

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Why did the man shut his donut shop?

Why did the man close his donut shop...because he was fed up with the hole business!

Where do football directors go when they are fed up?

The bored room!