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What do you call an athlete that smells good?

D. O. Durant

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What's green and smells like ham?

Kermit the Frog's finger

What pick-up line works 100% of the time?

Does this smell like chloroform to you

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How does North Korea only have four medals so far?

We're the best at everything. We even fed our athletes this time.

Why do athletes like Sports Illustrated Magazine so much?

There's nothing athletes want more to see in a magazine than sports and illustrations.