What do you call an athlete that smells good?

D. O. Durant

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What's long, green, slimy and smells like pork?

Kermit the Frog's finger

What's Slimy, cold, green, and smells like pork?

Kermit the Frog's Finger

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Why do athletes prefer nuns to time their laps?

Because when a nun times anything it's zero. (0*n=0)

Why do athletes like Sports Illustrated Magazine so much?

There's nothing athletes want more to see in a magazine than sports and illustrations.