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Why do Redditors pay with exact change?

They can't stand a Nickleback!

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How many of my parents does it take to mow the lawn?

None. They pay me to do it.

How much do pirates pay for their earrings?

About a buccaneer!

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What do you call ten Frenchmen who stand in front of their goalie for 90 minutes?

Dix.

Why does Bernie always hold the podium while giving a speech?

It's tough to stand on your own when you have no spine.

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What's the difference between redditors and eggs?

Eggs get laid.

How do you describe the life of a redditor?

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Why do Redditors pay with exact change?

They can't stand a Nickleback!

What did Chad Kroeger say after leaving a concert of Justin Bieber?

I want my Nickleback....