Why do Redditors pay with exact change?

They can't stand a Nickleback!

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Why do the models on the catwalks always look so angry?

I would have been very happy to get paid to just walk around in fancy clothes.

How do you stop your water from running?

Stop paying the bill.

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Why does the Statue of Liberty stand in New York harbour?

Pupil: Because it can't sit down!

How do mesquite trees get taller?

They stand on their mesqui-toes!

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What's the difference between an elevator and a redditor?

An elevator has a GF

How can you tell if a Redditor is an extrovert?

During any conversation he's looking at YOUR shoes.

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Why do Redditors pay with exact change?

They can't stand a Nickleback!

What did Chad Kroeger say after leaving a concert of Justin Bieber?

I want my Nickleback....