Why do Redditors pay with exact change?

They can't stand a Nickleback!

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Why don't poor people go to funerals?

They can't afford to pay respects.

Why didn't the fiddler have to pay for anything?

Because it was all on the house

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What did the cow is standing all alone in a field say?

Where are the udders? (Thanks to my three boys for that one!)

Why do vampires hate Texas Roadhouse?

They can not stand stakes!

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How do you know whether or not a redditor is Australian?

They'll tell you.

What should a redditor receive after a terrible joke?

Karma. (Please forgive me)

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Why do Redditors pay with exact change?

They can't stand a Nickleback!

What did Chad Kroeger say after leaving a concert of Justin Bieber?

I want my Nickleback....