Why do Redditors pay with exact change?

They can't stand a Nickleback!

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Why didn't the art thief get away?

Because he didn't have to Monet to pay the Guy to make the Van Gogh.

How do dog catchers get paid?

By the Pound!

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What does E.T stand for?

Because he hasn't got a chair!..... sorry.

What did the cow is standing all alone in a field say?

Where are the udders? (Thanks to my three boys for that one!)

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How many redditors does it take to get a joke?

Three. One to get the punchline, and one to point out the math is wrong.

What is the difference between an egg and a redditor?

Eggs get laid at least once.

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Why do Redditors pay with exact change?

They can't stand a Nickleback!

What did Chad Kroeger say after leaving a concert of Justin Bieber?

I want my Nickleback....