Nickleback Jokes

What did Chad Kroeger say after leaving a concert of Justin Bieber?

I want my Nickleback....

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Why do Redditors pay with exact change?

They can't stand a Nickleback!

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Why did the barracuda want to hire the clown fish's anemone?

Because the barracuda believed that "anemone of my enemy is a friend."

What did the pot-smoking alien say when asked what toppings he wanted on his sammich?

Ayy lil' mayo.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What did the Challenger Austronaut day to his wife before he left?

You feed the kids, I'll feed the fishes.

What did the Eskimo children sing when their principal was leaving?

Freeze a Jolly Good Fellow.

Chad Kroeger Jokes More Chad Kroeger Jokes

How did Chad Kroeger lose a quarter?

Everyone who bought his tickets wanted their nickelback

What did Chad Kroeger say after leaving a concert of Justin Bieber?

I want my Nickleback....

Redditor Jokes More Redditor Jokes

How to annoy a Redditor?

Deleted

What do Redditors always get confused by?

Seven.

Justin Bieber Jokes More Justin Bieber Jokes

How many Biebers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. There are no light bulbs in the closet. Another one: Why is Justin Bieber so pale? Because there's no light inside the closet

What does Justin Bieber and jam have in common?

They're both in bread

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

Why didn't the fiddler have to pay for anything?

Because it was all on the house

How is Bernie going to pay for free college for everyone?

No problem! He'll just make Mexico pay for it!

Concert Jokes More Concert Jokes

Why don't they have a concert on the moon?

No atmosphere

What did the midget give her boyfriend after his concert?

A Standing Blow-vation.

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

When Bruce decides to do stand-up, what will his stage-name be?

Penny Bruce

What do you call a robotic lizard that can't stand up?

Ereptile dysfunction.