Nickleback Jokes

What did Chad Kroeger say after leaving a concert of Justin Bieber?

I want my Nickleback....

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Why do Redditors pay with exact change?

They can't stand a Nickleback!

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Concert Jokes More Concert Jokes

What's the best part about going to a concert in Paris?

Free Shots

What did Journey say to the critic as he stormed out of their concert?

Don't stop! Be leaving!" Just a joke I thought up the other day.

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

How often to wizard journalists get paid?

They make a Daily Prophet.

Why couldn't the skeleton pay his bus fare?

Because he was skint.

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What does C3PO stand for?

Because he's got rusty knees.

Where did the memes make their last stand?

The Aylmao.

Chad Kroeger Jokes More Chad Kroeger Jokes

What did Chad Kroeger say after leaving a concert of Justin Bieber?

I want my Nickleback....

How did Chad Kroeger lose a quarter?

Everyone who bought his tickets wanted their nickelback

Justin Bieber Jokes More Justin Bieber Jokes

What did Justin Bieber's biggest fan say to him when they met?

Nothing, hes a fan.

What's the difference between Justin Bieber and a lawyer?

Some adults like lawyers.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why do donuts have holes in the center?

Because the inventor of the donut wanted to give us a whole experience.

What do mechanical keyboards want for dinner?

Chicken ticka ticka ticka masala

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Where do astronauts leave their spaceships?

At parking meteors.

What is the last thing that tickle-me Elmo gets before he leaves the factory?

Two test tickles

Redditor Jokes More Redditor Jokes

How many redditors does it take to answer an /r/AskScience question?

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How many redditors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but an extra 15 to repost.