Nickleback Jokes

What did Chad Kroeger say after leaving a concert of Justin Bieber?

I want my Nickleback....

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Why do Redditors pay with exact change?

They can't stand a Nickleback!

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Redditor Jokes More Redditor Jokes

Why did the redditor stand on a piece of fruit to check his weight?

BECAUSE HE WAS USING A BANANA FOR SCALE

Why was the Redditor's picture crooked?

Because Redditors aren't known for keeping a level head.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why did a girl leave his boyfriend for a mushroom?

Because he wasn't a fungi!

What's the difference between Americans and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years it'll grow a culture

Concert Jokes More Concert Jokes

Who's concerts cost only 45 cents to attend?

50 Cent ft. Nickelback

Why did the rockstar turkey get kicked out of the concert?

Because he tryptophan.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What do you want on your tombstone?

Pepperoni and cheese.

Why do people leave letters at the football ground?

They want to catch the last goal-post!

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

What's the difference between a Lima Bean and a Chick Pea?

I never payed a hundred bucks to have a Lima Bean on my face.

What Hillary's word for a bribe?

Pay her and she'll speak to you about it.

Chad Kroeger Jokes More Chad Kroeger Jokes

What did Chad Kroeger say after leaving a concert of Justin Bieber?

I want my Nickleback....

How did Chad Kroeger lose a quarter?

Everyone who bought his tickets wanted their nickelback

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What is it like, to be standing at the foot of an empty grave, not knowing who will one day be in it?

Unbereavable.

Where do you guys stand on the cheese debate?

I'm staunchly pro-volone.

Justin Bieber Jokes More Justin Bieber Jokes

What did Justin Bieber's biggest fan say to him when they met?

Nothing, hes a fan.

What's the difference between Justin Bieber and a lawyer?

Some adults like lawyers.