Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?

Because he liked sole music!

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How do you make a door hold water?

You open it slightly so it's ajar.

What do you do when you want to hold a bunny?

You grabbit.

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Why do slovaks don't like Czechs?

They prefer cash.

Why does Mrs. Piggy douche with honey?

A. Because Kermit the Frog likes sweet and sour pork.

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Why are farmers cruel?

They pull corn by the ears.

How do you find your dog if he's lost in the woods?

Put your ear up to a tree and listen for the bark!

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Why did the cowboy die with his boots on?

Because he didn't want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket!

What did the shoemaker say about actor Christopher's custom-made footwear?

These Boots Are Made For Walken.....

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What did the German Footballer name his pet?

Schweinsteiger.

How do footballers send messages?

By referee-mail.