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Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?

Because he liked sole music!

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Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. 1 to hold the bulb 2 to turn the ladder and 17 to be on the guest list.

Where will the Womens World Cup final be held?

Kitchen Stadium

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What do you call a prehistoric humanoid who likes to take his time?

A meander-thal!

Who doesn't like Turkey?

Russia.

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

When does one play a corny game?

You play it by ear.

What do you get when you drop a few ears of corn into a pie?

You get a cobbler!

Boot Jokes More Boot Jokes

What did the boots say to the cowboy?

You ride -- I'll go on foot.

Why did the cowboy die with his boots on?

Because he didn't want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket!

Footballer Jokes More Footballer Jokes

What did the German Footballer name his pet?

Schweinsteiger.

What does a footballer and a magician have in common?

Both do hat tricks!