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Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?

Because he liked sole music!

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What has 100 teeth and holds back a monster?

My zipper.

Who held the baby octopus to ransom?

Squidnappers!

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How do you know your friends are pleased with your Facebook post?

They like it!

What kind of house does cheese like to live in?

A cottage

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

What do you call ten Utah State law students standing ear to ear?

A wind tunnel.

How can you tell someone is a true music lover?

When they even put their ear up to the bathroom keyhole.

Boot Jokes More Boot Jokes

What did the boots say to the cowboy?

You ride -- I'll go on foot.

How have you got that body?

I said, "I don't know officer, I just opened the boot and there she was."

Footballer Jokes More Footballer Jokes

Where do footballers dance?

At a football!

What did the footballer say when he accidentally burped during a game?

Sorry it was a freak hic!