Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?

Because he liked sole music!

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What's a stoners favorite word?

Here! (Must be said like you are holding a hit in)

What happened when the barman died?

The police held an inn-quest

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Why do kids hate Steven Hawking?

They don't like their vegetables.

What do you call someone who doesn't like food fights?

A pasta-fist.

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Why can't you keep a secret in a cornfield?

There's too many ears

What's a bear without an ear?

A b

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What do you call a cat wearing shoes?

Puss in boots!

What did the boots say to the cowboy?

You ride -- I'll go on foot.

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How do footballers send messages?

By referee-mail.

Where do footballers dance?

At a football!