Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?

Because he liked sole music!

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How does one robber ask another how they're doing?

How are you holding up?

How will future generations contact Beyonce's ghost?

They'll hold a Beyonceance.

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What do people and jellybean have in common?

No one likes the black ones

What do you like about me?

Me: Your crippling self esteem issues have caused you to lower your standards. Her: What Me: Your eyes

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Why does the corn hate the farmer?

Because he picks his ears!

What's a bear without an ear?

A b

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What did the shoemaker say about actor Christopher's custom-made footwear?

These Boots Are Made For Walken.....

Where's Frank?

Got adopted 3 weeks ago. Gone soft too. Healthcare plan. Hypoallergenic blanket. Goes by Mr. Boots now.

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What did the German Footballer name his pet?

Schweinsteiger.

Where do footballers dance?

At a football!