Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?

Because he liked sole music!

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What has 72 teeth and can hold back the Incredible Hulk?

My zipper.

How does a French woman hold her liquor?

By the ears.

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How does Han Solo like to get around Endor?

Ewoks

How do you like your new teacher?

Son: I don't. She told me to sit up the front for the present and then she didn't give me one!

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What happens when you get some vinegar in your ear?

You suffer from pickled hearing!

What do you call bears without ears?

B.

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How do you see that a linedancer came from Belgium and not from the Netherlands?

He wears the cardboard box on his boots.

What do you call a cat wearing shoes?

Puss in boots!

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What did the footballer say when he accidentally burped during a game?

Sorry it was a freak hic!

Why did a footballer take a piece of rope onto the pitch?

He was the skipper!