Why are farmers cruel?

They pull corn by the ears.

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Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

What is the definition of a farmer?

Someone who is outstanding in his field. Credit: Laffy Taffy

What did the cow say when it saw the farmer twice in one day?

Deja Moo!

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What do you call people who use the "pull out" method for contraception?

Parents.

What is the meanest practical joke one can pull on a blind person?

Leaving a plunger in the toilet.

Corn Jokes More Corn Jokes

What did the ear of corn say when all of its clothes fell off?

Aw shucks!

How did the aliens hurt the farmer?

They trod on his corn.

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

What do you call a person who is missing his left eye, left ear, left arm and left leg?

Alright.

How much did the pirate pay to get his ears pierced?

A buck 'n ear