Why are farmers cruel? - Curious Supply

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

What did the farmer say to Lil Jon?

Turnip for what

What does the farmer, looking for his tractor, say?

Where is my tractor?

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

What mustache can an alien not pull off?

A human chu

What do women and the stock market have in common?

If you don't pull out in time, it will cost you a lot of money. My boss said he made this up on the spot yesterday. Never heard it before so I figured I'd post it.

Corn Jokes More Corn Jokes

What is Illinois known for?

The three C's. Chicago, Corn, and Corruption.

How much does a pirate pay for corn?

A Buck-An-Ear

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

Why was the blonde wearing condoms on her ears?

Because she didn't want to get hearing-AIDS.

What does an ear of corn hang on his fireplace during Christmas?

A stalk-ing! (A stocking!)