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Why are farmers cruel?

They pull corn by the ears.

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Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

What did the field say to the farmer?

Plow Me!

What does the farmer, looking for his tractor, say?

Where is my tractor?

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

How often do you floss?

Me: Daily Dentist: *Pulls fully grown centaur from between my 2nd and 3rd molars*

What's the difference between a psychologist and a magician?

A psychologist pulls habits out of rats!

Corn Jokes More Corn Jokes

What do pirate farmers charge for their corn?

A buccaneer

How do people in Iowa get elections?

By watching corn!

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

What does a blonde put behind her ears to look attractive?

Her ankles.

How much does a pirate pay for an ear piercing?

A buck an ear