Why are farmers cruel?

They pull corn by the ears.

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Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure!

How did the farmer find his wife?

He tractor down

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

Why did the cz-75 get the girl pregnant?

It took too long to pull out.

Why are prosthetic limbs so in fashion?

Anyone can pull them off

Corn Jokes More Corn Jokes

How do people in Iowa get elections?

By watching corn!

Why are farmers cruel?

They pull corn by the ears.

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

What does a blonde say when you blow in her ear?

A. "Thanks for the refill!"

What happened when the Easter Bunny caught his head in the fan?

It took ears off his life!