Why are farmers cruel?

They pull corn by the ears.

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Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

What do you call a generalization made by a farmer?

An overall statement.

Why don't cows ever have any money?

Because the farmers milk them dry!

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

What did Luke get for pulling Darth Vader's face mask off?

A 15 yard penalty.

Why should you never invite a pig to join your tug-of-war team?

Pigs want to be pulled through the mudhole.

Corn Jokes More Corn Jokes

What do call having to settle for buying corn?

Compra maize.

How do people in Iowa get elections?

By watching corn!

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

How much does it cost a pirate to pierce his ears?

A buccaneer!

What do you call ten Utah State law students standing ear to ear?

A wind tunnel.