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Why are farmers cruel?

They pull corn by the ears.

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Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

What did the farmer say when the police found the gate from the public footpath in his barn and accused him of stealing?

That's not my stile.

Why did the farmer fence in the bull?

The farmer had too much of a steak in him to let him go!

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

What film do you get when you pull your pants down?

Free Willy

How can you tell when Ron Jeremy is finished pumping gas?

He pulls out the nozzle and sprays it all over the car!

Corn Jokes More Corn Jokes

What did the ear of corn say when all of its clothes fell off?

Aw shucks!

What do you call corn with a sense of humor?

Laughing stalk

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

Why can't you keep a secret in a cornfield?

There's too many ears

Why are farmers cruel?

They pull corn by the ears.