They pull corn by the ears.
By e-i-e-i-o-mail.
Their horns don't work.
The guy didn't pull it out fast enough!
When you can pull the pin and throw it back
The three C's. Chicago, Corn, and Corruption.
Because the corn have ears, the potatos have eyes and the beanstalk.
Shine a flashlight in his ears.
Try some sparkly earrings.