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Why are farmers cruel?

They pull corn by the ears.

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Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

What kind of speech did the farmer give his cornfield?

It didn't matter, they were all ears

Why does the corn hate the farmer?

Because he picks his ears!

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

What do you call couples that practice pulling out as a method of contraception?

Parents.

How do you open a door underwater?

You swimming pull

Corn Jokes More Corn Jokes

What did the corn say when it was complemented?

Aww, shucks!

How has society let things go so far down hill that it still takes two minutes to make popcorn?

China probably can pop corn in one minute.

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

How do you offend a vegan?

Cover your ears with your hands

What do you get if you cross a parrot with a shark?

A bird that will talk you ear off!