Why does the corn get mad at the farmer?

Because he is always pulling on his ears.

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Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

Why do farmers put bells on cows?

Their horns don't work.

What did the cow say when it saw the farmer twice in one day?

Deja Moo!

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

What does Mickey Mouse do to Minnie Mouse after she drowns and he pulls her out of the water?

Mouse to Mouse resuscitation.

Why did it take a strong thief to steal a manhole cover?

Because only he could pull it off.

Corn Jokes More Corn Jokes

How much does a pirate pay for corn?

A Buck-An-Ear

How much do you pay to buy corn from a pirate?

You pay a buccaneer.

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

What do twenty blondes standing ear to ear make?

A wind tunnel.

What would bears be without bees?

Ears!