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Walkie Talkie Jokes

What do you call a radio that walks?

A walkie talkie.

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What do you get when you combine a parrot and a centipede?

A walkie talkie!

What do you get when you cross a caterpillar and a parrot?

A walkie-talkie.

What do you get when you cross a millipede with a parrot?

A Walkie Talkie

What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a walkie-talkie?

Stephen Hawking doesn't walkie or talkie.

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Caterpillar Jokes More Caterpillar Jokes

What's worse than finding a caterpillar in your apple?

Finding half a caterpillar in your apple

What is the definition of a caterpillar?

A worm in a fur coat!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a monster with a flea?

Lots of very worried dogs.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Because it was too chicken!

Stephen Hawk Jokes More Stephen Hawk Jokes

What vegetable is a bug most afraid of?

Stephen Hawking

What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed?

Nothing.

Centipede Jokes More Centipede Jokes

What lies on its back 100 feet in the air?

A centipede

What do you get if you cross a centipede and a chicken?

Enough drumsticks to feed an army!

Radio Jokes More Radio Jokes

Why did the lollipop cross the road?

Cause it was stuck to the chicken. I heard that on the radio today. I LOLed.

What do you call it when two terrorists are horsing around on the radio?

Talibanter

Parrot Jokes More Parrot Jokes

Where'd you get it?

Africa," says the parrot.

Where did you get him?

The parrot says, "Detroit."

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a church bell & a politician?

A church bell peals from the steeple.

What's the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a hobo on a bicycle?

Attire.

Combine Jokes More Combine Jokes

What do you get when you combined a baseball player with a metal alloy?

A steel

How was I supposed to know they meant combined?

They really look like adults, especially the 20-years old