Walkie Talkie Jokes

What do you call a radio that walks?

A walkie talkie.

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What do you get when you combine a parrot and a centipede?

A walkie talkie!

What do you get when you cross a caterpillar and a parrot?

A walkie-talkie.

What do you get when you cross a millipede with a parrot?

A Walkie Talkie

What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a walkie-talkie?

Stephen Hawking doesn't walkie or talkie.

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Centipede Jokes More Centipede Jokes

Why was the centipede late?

Because he was playing "This little Piggy" with his baby brother!

What do you get when you combine a parrot and a centipede?

A walkie talkie!

Stephen Hawk Jokes More Stephen Hawk Jokes

What's burnt to a crisp and at the top of the stairs?

Stephen Hawking after a house fire.

Why is Stephen Hawking successful?

He can't run away from his responsibilities.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Two guys walk into a bar...

The first guy says "Ouch!" and the second says "Yeah, I didn't see it either."

How's your narcissism?

Much better I thin...*sees my ex walking by* opens window HOW ARE YOU STILL ALIVE I BROKE UP WITH YOU!

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between Iron Man and iron woman?

One is a superhero the other is a simple instruction

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a French girl?

You can only fit three fingers in a bowling ball.

Combine Jokes More Combine Jokes

What happens when you combine Rick & Morty with a Solar Flare?

You get Solar Morty and WOOOoooooo!

How was I supposed to know they meant combined?

They really look like adults, especially the 20-years old

Radio Jokes More Radio Jokes

What do you call it when two terrorists are horsing around on the radio?

Talibanter

Why are radios cheaper in Scotland?

Because the boxes are battered and and the speakers are fried.

Caterpillar Jokes More Caterpillar Jokes

Why do caterpillars think they are better than us?

OTHER WORM: *is drowning in a very shallow puddle*

What pillar doesn't need holding up?

A caterpillar!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did Jack cross the road?

Because he was bean stalked.....

What would you get if you crossed Halloween with Christmas?

A ghoul Yule!