Walkie Talkie Jokes

What do you call a radio that walks?

A walkie talkie.

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What do you get when you combine a parrot and a centipede?

A walkie talkie!

What do you get when you cross a caterpillar and a parrot?

A walkie-talkie.

What do you get when you cross a millipede with a parrot?

A Walkie Talkie

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

When is the most likely time that a stray dog will walk into your house?

When the door is open!

What do you get if you cross a spider and an elephant?

I'm not sure but if you see one walking across the ceiling then run before it collapses!

Combine Jokes More Combine Jokes

What do you get when you combine two Japanese demons?

A two-eyed onion.

What do you get when you combine a recliner with a fruit?

A chairy.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a bag of cocaine and a toddler?

Eric Clapton won't let a bag of cocaine fall out of the window.

What's the Difference Between Steve Jobs and Bill Gates?

Bill Gates never got a Mac, but Steve Jobs got PC.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a pig with a billy goat?

A crashing bore.

How does a blond cross the road?

A brunette is on a busy street across from a department store she needs to visit, and is looking for an intersection to cross over when she spots a blonde walking out of the store. The brunette waves and calls out over the traffic noise, "hey there! How do I get to the other side?" The blonde looks confused and calls back, "you ARE on the other side!"

Centipede Jokes More Centipede Jokes

What goes 99 clonk, 99 clonk, 99 clonk?

A centipede with a wooden leg!

What's worse than a centipede with sore feet?

A giraffe with a sore throat.

Parrot Jokes More Parrot Jokes

How can you tell if a parrot is intelligent?

It speaks in Polly-syllables!

Where did you get him?

The parrot says, "Detroit."

Radio Jokes More Radio Jokes

Why did the tennis player get her radio taken away?

People said she was making too much of a racket.

Why did the lollipop cross the road?

Cause it was stuck to the chicken. I heard that on the radio today. I LOLed.

Caterpillar Jokes More Caterpillar Jokes

What do you call 5 cats sitting on top of each other?

A caterpillar

What do you get when you cross a caterpillar and a parrot?

A walkie-talkie.