Walkie Talkie Jokes

What do you call a radio that walks?

A walkie talkie.

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What do you get when you combine a parrot and a centipede?

A walkie talkie!

What do you get when you cross a caterpillar and a parrot?

A walkie-talkie.

What do you get when you cross a millipede with a parrot?

A Walkie Talkie

What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a walkie-talkie?

Stephen Hawking doesn't walkie or talkie.

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What's the difference between The Rolling Stones and a Scot?

One says "hey, you, get off of my cloud", and the other says "hey, McLeod, get off of my ewe".

What's the difference between my bed and my imagination?

You aren't naked in my bed.

Centipede Jokes More Centipede Jokes

What has 100 legs and 3 teeth?

A centipede on meth.

What do you get if you cross a centipede and a chicken?

Enough drumsticks to feed an army!

Caterpillar Jokes More Caterpillar Jokes

What are caterpillars afraid of?

Doggerpillars.

What do you call 5 cats sitting on top of each other?

A caterpillar

Combine Jokes More Combine Jokes

What do you get when you combine Bromine with Barium?

Breaking Bad

How was I supposed to know they meant combined?

They really look like adults, especially the 20-years old

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a constable with a computer?

PC Plod.

Why did the atoms cross the road?

It was time to split.

Radio Jokes More Radio Jokes

What happened when the witch went for a job as a TV presenter?

The producer said she had the perfect face for radio.

What do you call it when two terrorists are horsing around on the radio?

Talibanter

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What has wings but can't fly, legs but can't walk, and a mouth but can't speak?

A dead bird

What's the difference between Woody from Toy Story and a priest?

Only one of them goes limp when a child walks into a room.

Stephen Hawk Jokes More Stephen Hawk Jokes

What do you get when you have Tiger Woods, Stephen Hawking, and Dwayne Johnson in the same room?

An Animal, a Vegetable, and a Mineral.

What if Stephen Hawking is the real Slim Shady?

But we'll never know, because he can't stand up?