Where did you get him?

The parrot says, "Detroit."

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Where did you get him?

The parrot says, "Detroit."

What to you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?

An animal that tells you everything that it remembers!

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How can you tell if you're in Detroit or across the river in Windsor Ontario Canada?

Stand in the middle of the street. If someone yells, "hey, get out of the street" you're in the US. If they yell, "get out of the street, eh" you're in Canada

What is the most confusing holiday in Detroit?

Labor Day.