What's the definition of a Polygamist?

Pupil: A parrot with more than one wife!

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What do you call a person whose wife was the Queen, daughter is a Princess and his boss is the Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

What did the annoyed husband tell his wife after she saw elk falling from the sky?

Sigh* That's not elk... That's just reindeer.

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What's the definition of a mere myth?

A pirate ship thailing clothe to an itheberg

What is the definition of masurbation?

Coming unscrewed

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Why do we put a hyphen in a bird-cage?

Pupil: For a parrot to perch on miss.

What are pupils at ghost schools called?

Ghoulboys and ghoulgirls.

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What happens if you cross a parrot with a Gorilla?

Nobody is sure but if it opened its mouth to speak you'd listen!

What did the parrot say on Independence Day?

Polly wants a firecracker!