What's the definition of a Polygamist?

Pupil: A parrot with more than one wife!

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Why did the popular kittens not want to hang out with the kitten with a prosthesis?

OC It was an obvious faux paw. Credit: My wife's a dork.

What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?

About 45 pounds. What's the differece between a husband and a boyfriend 45 minutes

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What is the definition of an optimist?

An accordion player with a pager.

What's the definition of irony?

An incongruity between expectation and result.

Pupil Jokes More Pupil Jokes

Why did the teacher have trouble controlling her pupils?

She was cross eyed.

Why are you reading the last pages of your history book first?

Pupil: I want to know how it ends!

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Whose parrot sits on his shoulder shouting "Pieces of four"?

Short John Silver!

What do you get if you cross a cat with a parrot?

A carrot!