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What's the definition of a Polygamist?

Pupil: A parrot with more than one wife!

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What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?

About 45 pounds. What's the differece between a husband and a boyfriend 45 minutes

What is the punishment for bigamy?

Two wives.

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What is the definition of "derange"?

De place where de cowboys ride!

What is the definition of an optimist?

An accordion player with a pager.

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Why have you got cotton wool in your ears do you have an infection?

Pupil: Well you keep saying that things go in one ear and out the other so I am trying to keep them it all in!

Why do we put a hyphen in a bird-cage?

Pupil: For a parrot to perch on miss.

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What is a parrot?

A wordy birdy!

What do you call a Magician with a Parrot?

Pollygone