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What's the definition of a Polygamist?

Pupil: A parrot with more than one wife!

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What do you call a woman who is paralyzed from the waist down?

Wife.

What do you call a married knot?

Monotonous. Bonus answer from my wife: a noose.

Definition Jokes More Definition Jokes

What is the definition of a farmer?

Someone who is outstanding in his field. Credit: Laffy Taffy

What's the definition of a Wookiee?

Someone who doesn't have any expewience

Pupil Jokes More Pupil Jokes

What family does the octopus belong to?

Pupil: Nobody I know!

What a glum face what would you say if I came to school with a face like yours?

Pupil: I'd be too polite to mention it!

Parrot Jokes More Parrot Jokes

What do you get if you cross a parrot with a shark?

A bird that will talk you ear off!

What did the parrot say when he was using the Internet?

P.Cs of eight P.Cs of eight.