Why do we put a hyphen in a bird-cage?

Pupil: For a parrot to perch on miss.

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What do bullets and I have in common?

We don't miss Harambe.

What do you call a missing psychic midget?

A small medium at large.

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What can we do to stop polluting our waters?

Pupil: Stop taking baths

Why do we put a hyphen in a bird-cage?

Pupil: For a parrot to perch on miss.

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How can you tell if a parrot is intelligent?

It speaks in Polly-syllables!

What's a parrot's favourite song?

I love Parrots in the Springtime!

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Why do we put a hyphen in a bird-cage?

Pupil: For a parrot to perch on miss.

What kind of a fish does your Parrot sit on?

A Perch!