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Why do we put a hyphen in a bird-cage?

Pupil: For a parrot to perch on miss.

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Why couldn't I run the Compressed File?

I was missing the important Bits.

Why did Dracula miss lunch?

Because he didn't fancy the stake.

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What came after the stone age and the bronze age?

Pupil: The sausage!

What can we do to stop polluting our waters?

Pupil: Stop taking baths

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What did the parrot say when he saw a duck?

Polly want a quacker!

Why is politics for the birds?

Because politiciands always parrot the same old lines!

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What kind of a fish does your Parrot sit on?

A Perch!

Why do we put a hyphen in a bird-cage?

Pupil: For a parrot to perch on miss.