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Why do we put a hyphen in a bird-cage?

Pupil: For a parrot to perch on miss.

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Why did the veggie band sound horrible live?

Because they were missing a beet.

What are a boyfriend's two most dreaded words?

Missed.

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What family does the octopus belong to?

Pupil: Nobody I know!

What's the definition of a Polygamist?

Pupil: A parrot with more than one wife!

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Where'd you get it?

Africa," says the parrot.

What's a parrot's favourite song?

I love Parrots in the Springtime!

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Why do we put a hyphen in a bird-cage?

Pupil: For a parrot to perch on miss.

What kind of a fish does your Parrot sit on?

A Perch!