Why do we put a hyphen in a bird-cage?

Pupil: For a parrot to perch on miss.

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Why did Dracula miss lunch?

Because he didn't fancy the stake.

Why did Ibuprofen miss his friends?

Because Paracetamol on fire.

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Why do we put a hyphen in a bird-cage?

Pupil: For a parrot to perch on miss.

Where is the English Channel?

Pupil: I don't know my TV doesn't pick it up

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What do you call a parrot wearing a raincoat?

Polyunsaturated

What kind of work out do parrots have on leg day?

SQUAAATS!...Polly want a cracker.

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Why do we put a hyphen in a bird-cage?

Pupil: For a parrot to perch on miss.

What kind of a fish does your Parrot sit on?

A Perch!