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Why do we put a hyphen in a bird-cage?

Pupil: For a parrot to perch on miss.

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Why did the bat miss the bus?

Because he hung around for too long.

Why must rabbits never miss dinner?

With out their tea they'd be Rabbis.

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Why did the cyclops quit his job as a teacher?

He only had one pupil.

What's the definition of a Polygamist?

Pupil: A parrot with more than one wife!

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Where'd ya get it?

The parrot says, "Africa." (I don't know if you know this one, but I just heard it today)

What did the parrot say when he was using the Internet?

P.Cs of eight P.Cs of eight.

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What kind of a fish does your Parrot sit on?

A Perch!

Why do we put a hyphen in a bird-cage?

Pupil: For a parrot to perch on miss.