Why do we put a hyphen in a bird-cage?

Pupil: For a parrot to perch on miss.

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What does a parent say to their boy who keeps missing the toilet?

Urine trouble.

What do bullets and I have in common?

We don't miss Harambe.

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Who can tell me where Hadrians Wall is?

Pupil: I expect it's around Hadrian's garden miss!

Why can't you ever answer any of my questions?

Pupil: Well if I could there wouldn't be much point in me being here!

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What do you get if you cross a cat with a parrot?

A carrot!

What do you call a parrot when it has dried itself after a bath?

Polly unsaturated!

Perch Jokes More Perch Jokes

Why do we put a hyphen in a bird-cage?

Pupil: For a parrot to perch on miss.

What kind of a fish does your Parrot sit on?

A Perch!