Why do we put a hyphen in a bird-cage?

Pupil: For a parrot to perch on miss.

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Why is the USA so bad at chess?

Because they are missing two towers.

Why couldn't Miss Piggy count to 100?

Because when she got to 69, there was a frog in her throat.

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Why are you reading the last pages of your history book first?

Pupil: I want to know how it ends!

Where is the English Channel?

Pupil: I don't know my TV doesn't pick it up

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What is orange and sounds like a parrot?

A carrot.:

Why is it so hard to pull over on the Pirate Highway?

Because there's a parrot on the shoulder.

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Why do we put a hyphen in a bird-cage?

Pupil: For a parrot to perch on miss.

What kind of a fish does your Parrot sit on?

A Perch!