Coming unscrewed
A cantelopez! Came up with this on all by myself. I'm a new Dad, so I feel as if I've significantly leveled up my Dad Joke ability.
You trying to get a rise out of me! Came up with while I was making pizza.
Four feet tall, fold back teeth, flat head so you can rest your beer on it, and turns into a pizza at midnight.
Something a woman does while a guy is screwing her.