What is the definition of masurbation?

Coming unscrewed

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Why do clairvoyants have crystal balls?

So they can see what's coming.

Where's the best place for a horse to grow up?

In a stable environment. Sorry I'm high and it just came to me.

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What do the English and Welsh have in common?

Kids are their definition of a good time.

What's the definition of eternity?

Four blondes waiting at a four way stop.