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What do the English and Welsh have in common?

Kids are their definition of a good time.

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

How much longer?

Did you bring any snacks They want $5 for M&M's! I wanna go home Is it over yet - me watching my kids Christmas pageant

How much would you have to pay a teacher to flunk your kid so he has to go to Summer School?

Just planning ahead...

Definition Jokes More Definition Jokes

What is the definition of a goose?

An animal that grows down as it grows up!

What's the definition of a school report?

A poison pen letter from the principal.

English Jokes More English Jokes

What's the longest word in the English language?

Pupil: Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters

Why do the English drink warm beer?

Lucas refrigerators.

Good Time Jokes More Good Time Jokes

When is the best time to sail?

Schooner than later.

Whats the best time to go to the dentist?

4:30pm It let's you out of work a bit early with a valid excuse

Welsh Jokes More Welsh Jokes

What do the Welsh like to do in their private time?

Oh, sorry guys. It would've been a baaaaaa-d joke.

Why is it so hard to pronounce words in Welsh?

It is the language of Wales.