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What do a cue ball and a Mexican have in common?

The harder you hit them, the more English you get out of them.

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why aren't their Mexican Olympics?

Because all of the Mexicans that can run,jump,and swim are in America!

What did the black man say to the Mexican?

Hey. Watermelawn.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What do people and trees have in common?

They both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone?

He got hit by a bus!

English Jokes More English Jokes

What did the English teacher write when she needed to borrow money?

An AE I.O.U. P.S. Im proud of this one

Why do the English drink warm beer?

Lucas refrigerators.

Cue Ball Jokes More Cue Ball Jokes

What do a cue ball and a Mexican have in common?

The harder you hit them, the more English you get out of them.

What do a cab driver and a cue ball have in common?

The harder you hit them...the more English you get out.