What does a cab driver have in common with a pool cue ball?

The harder you hit them, the more english you get out.

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That hit the spots!

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Why did the cab driver get a divorce?

Because he had a fare.

What do a cab driver and a cue ball have in common?

The harder you hit them...the more english you get out.