What do a cue ball and a Mexican have in common?

The harder you hit them, the more English you get out of them.

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why couldn't the Mexican work a wrench?

I don't know. Torqu?

What do you call a Mexican fighting a priest?

Alien vs. Predator

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Why did the little boy drop his icecream?

Because he got hit by a car

Why did the music industry talent scout take a course in game programming?

He thought it would help him with his hit detection.

English Jokes More English Jokes

What did the English man say when he walked in on his wife making love to three men?

Ello, 'ello, 'ello!

What's an English teacher's favourite cereal?

Synonym Grahams

Cue Ball Jokes More Cue Ball Jokes

What does a terrorist and a cue ball have in common?

The harder you hit them the more English you get.

What do a cab driver and a cue ball have in common?

The harder you hit them...the more English you get out.