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What do a cue ball and a Mexican have in common?

The harder you hit them, the more English you get out of them.

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call a Mexican melon?

A cantelopez! Came up with this on all by myself. I'm a new Dad, so I feel as if I've significantly leveled up my Dad Joke ability.

What did the Mexican carpeting salesman yell to promote his business?

Underlay! Underlay!

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What do you call a former CIA agent when a winter storm hits?

Snowed-in

What's green and hurts when it hits you in the eye?

A snooker table

English Jokes More English Jokes

Why do we need to be learned English?

Hmm.. Couldn't have worded that better myself, Luke

Which cat won the race?

The English cat. Un deux trois cat sank.

Cue Ball Jokes More Cue Ball Jokes

What does a terrorist and a cue ball have in common?

The harder you hit them the more English you get.

What do a cue ball and a Mexican have in common?

The harder you hit them, the more English you get out of them.