What do a cue ball and a mexican have in common?

The harder you hit them, the more English you get out of them.

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What piece of bedding can also be known as a Mexican blanket?

The underlay! underlay!

How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to pay a Mexican to do it, two to deport him afterwards.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What does a fish say when he hits concrete?

Dam! A customer told me that joke, equipped with an " old guys rule" shirt and a hardy fist bump.

Why was the mushroom a hit at parties?

Because he was a

English Jokes More English Jokes

Why do the English always carry umbrellas?

Because umbrellas can't walk

What did the English man say when he walked in on his wife making love to three men?

Ello, 'ello, 'ello!

Cue Ball Jokes More Cue Ball Jokes

What do a cab driver and a cue ball have in common?

The harder you hit them...the more english you get out.

What does a Mexican have in common with a cue ball?

The harder you hit em' the more English you get outta em'!