Why did the peanut go to jail?

He was a-roasted peanut.

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What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?

Jail-birds!

What do you call a short physic that has escaped from jail?

A small medium at large

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What do you call a nut on a wall?

A walnut! What do you call a nut at the beach A beech nut! What do you call a nut in the toilet A peanut!!

How do you say the word "peanuts" without the letter "t"?

Think about it.