Why did the peanut go to jail?

He was a-roasted peanut.

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What do you call a five foot psychic that escapes from jail?

A small medium at large.

Why did the 3 year old go to jail?

For resisting a rest.

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Why did the peanut go to jail?

He was a-roasted peanut.

What if I draw a peanut on her napkin?

Wife: Please go wait in the car