Why did the peanut go to jail?

He was a-roasted peanut.

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Why did the number one go to jail?

187

Why was the paper man sent to jail?

He was caught rustling.

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What do you call a peanut with a cold?

Cashew!

What kind of peanuts get warts?

Planters.