Why did the peanut go to jail?

He was a-roasted peanut.

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Where do lemons go to jail?

Lemonworth

Why would someone in jail want to catch the measles?

So he could break out.

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What do you call a peanut with a cold?

Cashew!

What if I draw a peanut on her napkin?

Wife: Please go wait in the car