Why did the peanut go to jail?

He was a-roasted peanut.

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Why did the electron go to jail?

He was charged with battery!

How to spot the toughest guy in jail?

He still has some whistle left in his fart.

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What did the elephant say to the man?

Cute, but how do you pick up peanuts with it?

What kind of peanuts get warts?

Planters.