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Why did the peanut go to jail?

He was a-roasted peanut.

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Why can't Brock Turner go to jail?

Because with swim times like his, he might be president some day.

What did the Jamaican man say when asked why he didn't mind going to jail for stealing the Pikachu card?

I love the pokey, mon.

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What did the peanut say to his wife before he left?

I'll be back in a jiffy

What do you get when you cross peanuts and almonds?

Deez Nutz