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What do you call a teacher that's always late?

Mr. Bus (think about it)

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Why couldn't the lizard be aroused?

He had a reptile dysfunction (I just made that up but I'm sure it's been thought of)

Why did the man with an electric car think he had a dual exhaust?

He drank a lot of beer. He ate a lot of beans. *You love it.*

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Which end of a bus is it best to get off?

It doesn't matter. Both ends stop.

Why couldn't Stevie Wonder drive the bus?

There's no steering wheel in the back of the bus.

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What happened when the teacher fell in the copier?

She was beside herself.

Why was the teacher cross-eyed?

Because she couldn't control her pupils