What does a programmer do in the toilet?

A log dump!

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Why are programmers so consumeristic?

Because they're object oriented.

Where do programmers like to hangout?

The Foo Bar.

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What did the Frenchman say when he saw a dirty toilet?

Eau de Toilette! (eww, the toilet)

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?

They left the plunger in the toilet.