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What does a programmer do in the toilet?

A log dump!

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How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a hardware problem.

What state did the programmer start her road trip in?

Maine

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What does Neil Patrick Harris call his toilet?

His Dookie Houser

Why can't your hear a pteradactyl go to the toilet?

Because the p is silent.