What does a programmer do in the toilet?

A log dump!

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What do you like to drink?

Programmer: I'm only here for the foo.....................d

Why was the programmer unhappy at his job?

He wanted arrays. It had to be reiterated several times before it was sorted out.

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What does the president of Russia call his toilet?

Vladimir's Poo Tin

Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh. - *My little brother told me this one hit me with a little bit of nostalgia.*