What does a programmer do in the toilet?

A log dump!

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Why did the programmer get a job working with big data when his wife died?

He just needed a little bit of Clojure.

Why did the programmer get a job at the photographers?

They needed a developer.

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Why did Scotty check all the toilets of the Starship Enterprise?

He was looking for the Captain's log.

What is the worst thing anyone can do to a blind man?

Leave a plunger in the toilet!