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What does a programmer do in the toilet?

A log dump!

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Why are programmers bad at doing laundry?

They throw all their dirty clothes on the heap.

Why did the programmer visit the city tour?

Because they were handing out guides for the deaf.

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What do they call Redditting on the toilet?

Snoo on the loo

What's the smallest amount of money you would reach into a toilet to get?

Mine is a skittle.