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What do I do when my luggage gets tired?

I rest my case.

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How many Bernie supporters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One to hold the lightbulb, and the rest of the world to revolve around them

Why don't you see Santa for the rest of the year?

Because for the rest of the year he's in prison for breaking into people's houses.

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A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep.

A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn’t.

What is the magic word?

Son: Natasha Dad: who is Natasha son: your lover Dad: do you need also a case

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What do I do when my luggage gets tired?

I rest my case.

Why are condors such efficient fliers?

All their luggage is carrion.