What do I do when my luggage gets tired?

I rest my case.

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Why was the car engine so loud, but the rest of the car terrible?

Because torque is cheap

Why are Saturday and Sunday so strong?

Because the rest are weekdays.

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Why Did The Cows Go To Graze In The Marijuana Fields?

It was a case of the pot calling the cattle back...

Why should you always take two pairs of trousers when you play golf?

In case you get a hole in one!

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Why are condors such efficient fliers?

All their luggage is carrion.

Why didn't the buzzard have any luggage on the airplane?

Because he ate his carrion.