What do I do when my luggage gets tired?

I rest my case.

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How does a nihilist propose to his fiancee?

Even though my existence is meaningless I want to spend the rest of it with you.

What does the rest of the colony call an old ant?

An antique.

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What did the otter say to the guy whose ankle he pooped on?

Spraint your ankle!" Just in case:

Why should you always bring 2 pair of trousers when golfing?

In case you get a hole in one.

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What did the vulture say when the airline agent asked if he wanted to check his luggage?

No, thanks, it's just carrion...

What kind of luggage does a vulture bring on a plane?

Carrion.