What do I do when my luggage gets tired?

I rest my case.

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What did the tomato say to the cheese in court?

I rest my queso.

What am I doing with the rest of my life?

I don't even know what I'm doing with the rest of this tweet...

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Why is it always a good idea to pack asparagus when you go camping?

In case your other agus breaks.

Why should you bring two pairs of pants when you golf?

In case you get a hole-in-one (stolen from some girl at school)

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What did the Mexico team travel back home with?

Luggage full of goals.

What kind of luggage does a vulture bring on a plane?

Carrion.