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What do I do when my luggage gets tired?

I rest my case.

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Why is the letter 'c' afraid of the rest of the alphabet?

Because all the other letters are not c's. *** *ba dum tss*

How many members of an ethnicity does it take to perform a specified task?

A finite number! One member to perform the task, and the rest to behave in a manner stereotypical to the ethnicity in question.

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What did the otter say to the guy whose ankle he pooped on?

Spraint your ankle!" Just in case:

Whose bad idea was it to text him a 4th time just in case his phone was being weird?

Tequila, I'm looking at you.

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What do I do when my luggage gets tired?

I rest my case.

What did the vulture say when the airline agent asked if he wanted to check his luggage?

No, thanks, it's just carrion...