What do I do when my luggage gets tired?

I rest my case.

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Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

How many members of an identifiable group does it take to perform a common task?

A certain number! One to actually perform the task, and the rest to act in a manner stereotypical of the group.

Which actor is resting in pieces?

Alan RIPman

Case Jokes More Case Jokes

Why did the cowboy sleep with his saddle?

In case of any night mares!

What is the magic word?

Son: Natasha Dad: who is Natasha son: your lover Dad: do you need also a case

Luggage Jokes More Luggage Jokes

What kind of luggage does a vulture bring on a plane?

Carrion.

What's the difference between a guy with carry on luggage and a photon?

The guy overpacked, and the photon is traveling light.