Camper Jokes

Why are campers so predictable?

You know they're in tents.

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Why was the camper so focused?

Because he was in-tents

Why can't Boy Scouts be MLG?

Because they're campers.

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Why was the actor detained by airport security?

He said he was in town to shoot a pilot.

What stars go to jail?

Shooting stars.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What is Illinois known for?

The three C's. Chicago, Corn, and Corruption.

How do you know if somebody does crossfit?

They are probably in better shape than you.

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

How did skeletons send each other letters in the days of the Wild West?

By Bony Express.

What do you call a group of millionaires sitting around watching the NBA finals?

The Lakers. (Laker fan here. Sorry prob would have been more appropriate last week during the finals.) Edit: I heard this some where the other day. I can't take credit for the joke.

Mlg Jokes More Mlg Jokes

Why can't Boy Scouts be MLG?

Because they're campers.

1 Jokes More 1 Jokes

What do you get when you put a number 1 and a number 2 on your calculator?

A huge mess.

How many mm3 of dirt is there in a hole 1m x 1m x 1m?

There is no dirt in the hole!

Hitch Jokes More Hitch Jokes

What did the snail say when he hitched a ride on the turtle?

A. Wheeeee!!!!!

How did the inventor of the car advertise his new "horse-less carriage"?

He said it goes without a hitch!

2 Jokes More 2 Jokes

What is a Ninja's favorite beverage?

Karatea From Fargo Ep. 2

What do you call 2 medics?

Paramedics

Lake Jokes More Lake Jokes

Why did the elephant jump in the lake when it began to rain?

To stop getting wet!

Why couldn't the lake birds get along?

Because they were SWAN enemies.