Camper Jokes

Why are campers so predictable?

You know they're in tents.

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Why was the camper so focused?

Because he was in-tents

Why can't Boy Scouts be MLG?

Because they're campers.

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Scout Jokes More Scout Jokes

Why did it take three burly Boy Scouts to help the old lady across the street?

Because she didn't want to go.

Why can't Boy Scouts be MLG?

Because they're campers.

Lake Jokes More Lake Jokes

What do you call the Moon spirit that at once sits upon a lake of glowing jade and exists nestled within our divine souls?

Altha'or syzygena

Why did the sheep jump into the lake?

He wanted to take a ba-a-a-th.

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

How does a seamstress reply to someone asking her how her day was?

So,so.....

Who doesn't?

There he is now Medieval Art: Good morrow! Pray tell- How fare thee on this day of providence

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

What's the difference between a sniper with bad eyesight and a constipated owl?

One shoots but can't hit, the other hoots but can't sh...

What did Plaxico Burress say when he read Colin Kaepernick's Tweets?

Man, this guy just keeps shooting himself in the foot".

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

What did the buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off at school?

Bison

What's the name of Michael J Fox's dry-cleaner?

Park and Sons. /Park en sons/ http://i157.photobucket.com/albums/t57/Thomzilla/Fazed/michaeljfoxshakennotstirred.gif

Hitch Jokes More Hitch Jokes

Why doesn't Santa hitch his sleigh to a pig?

Pigs don't have red noses.

How did the inventor of the car advertise his new "horse-less carriage"?

He said it goes without a hitch!

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What do you call a bear who's just got too much darn cartilage?

A gristly bear.

What month was King Kong born in?

Ape-ril

Boy Scout Jokes More Boy Scout Jokes

Why can't Boy Scouts be MLG?

Because they're campers.

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a boy scout?

A boyscout who helps little old ladies hop across the street.