Camper Jokes

Why are campers so predictable?

You know they're in tents.

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Why was the camper so focused?

Because he was in-tents

Why can't Boy Scouts be MLG?

Because they're campers.

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Why were Star Wars Episodes 4, 5, and 6 released before 1, 2, and 3?

Because in charge of scheduling, Yoda was.

Why doesn't Gabe Newell play basketball?

Because he can't make 3's

Boy Scout Jokes More Boy Scout Jokes

Why did the gamer refuse to join the Boy Scouts?

He hates camping

Why did it take three burly Boy Scouts to help the old lady across the street?

Because she didn't want to go.

Eat Jokes More Eat Jokes

Who ate those tomatoes?

Tom ate those.

Who ate all the cookies?

5-year-old: Ninjas. Me: I didn't see them. 5-year-old: No one ever does. Checkmate.

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Where are new Starcraft players born?

In the noobula

What do you call a Frenchman that's been attacked by a bear?

Claude

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

How do you start making big bucks?

With a little doe

Who started the campfire website?

Some bright spark.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know when it's okay to swim in a pool of milk?

When it's past your eyes.

How many moths does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just two, but how they get in there.. I don't know. (Stolen from an old Maxim in my dad's storage)

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

Why was Jon walking backwards on the first day of school?

Everyone kept saying it was back to school time.

Why was Han yelling at Chewbacca on their first day on the Millennium Falcon?

Because Chewie was making too many wookie mistakes!

Tent Jokes More Tent Jokes

Why did the cautious gambler never go camping?

He didn't want to stake his tent.

Why is camping so exciting?

Because it's in tents.