You know they're in tents.
Because he was in-tents
Because they're campers.
All girls want 70 things in their life 1. Shopping Rest are "69"
Because 2 Half-Lives = 1 whole life.
Because his workouts were in tents.
So he could shoot his mouth off.
People sometimes get upset if you shoot a duck. The duck is much less greasy. BUT MOST IMPORTANT Nobody ever complains about a duck's bill.
SON: Transmission is shot. Reverse doesn't work. DAD: Well... SON: Don't- DAD: There's no going back now
She named him Oedipus.
Aunt Arctica! PENGUIN.. ME makes flies over head motion PENGUIN I don't know what that means
His wife didn't know any decent crackers.
Because Chewie was making too many wookie mistakes!
Because you can't trust something that bleeds for days and doesn't die.
Oh my God, that's a lot of current!
Before writing the poem, he felt he had to do some sole-searching.
Because if they had 4 doors they would be called chicken sedans!
Because they push 2 twins together to make a king.
