Camper Jokes

Why are campers so predictable?

You know they're in tents.

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Why was the camper so focused?

Because he was in-tents

Why can't Boy Scouts be MLG?

Because they're campers.

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Mlg Jokes More Mlg Jokes

What's an MLG's smartphone of choice?

An HTC One M8.

Why can't Boy Scouts be MLG?

Because they're campers.

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

What has four legs and isn't alive?

Son: "nice try, a chair!" Dad: "Nope. Our dog just died."

What kind of dog is this?

Well actu.." "Hes cute" *pets it* "Sir thats my.." *picks it up* "Your a good dog arent you " "PUT MY SON DOWN"

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

How do you know when it's okay to swim in a pool of milk?

When it's past your eyes.

Who's There -Panther -Panther who?

Panther no pants, I'm going swimming!

Hitch Jokes More Hitch Jokes

What did the snail say when he hitched a ride on the turtle?

A. Wheeeee!!!!!

Why doesn't Santa hitch his sleigh to a pig?

Pigs don't have red noses.

Scout Jokes More Scout Jokes

Why did it take three burly Boy Scouts to help the old lady across the street?

Because she didn't want to go.

What is Jar Jar Binkss's favorite song?

Me-sa lovely by scouting for gungans.

Tent Jokes More Tent Jokes

Why is camping so exciting?

Because it's in tents.

What was the poltergeist arrested for at the campground?

Possession within tent

Lake Jokes More Lake Jokes

Why couldn't the lake birds get along?

Because they were SWAN enemies.

Why did the sheep jump into the lake?

He wanted to take a ba-a-a-th.

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

How many countries' flags make an appearance at every auto race in the world?

Two. Libya's to start the race, and France's to signal there's one lap to go.

What did people start calling the medical school that allowed animals to study medicine?

The hippocampus.