Hitch Jokes

Why doesn't Santa hitch his sleigh to a pig?

Pigs don't have red noses.

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How did the inventor of the car advertise his new "horse-less carriage"?

He said it goes without a hitch!

What did the snail say when he hitched a ride on the turtle?

A. Wheeeee!!!!!