What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a boy scout?

A boyscout who helps little old ladies hop across the street.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the beach?

To get to the other tide

What would you get if you crossed Halloween with Independence Day?

The Fourth of Ghoul-ly!

Boy Scout Jokes More Boy Scout Jokes

Why did it take three burly Boy Scouts to help the old lady across the street?

Because she didn't want to go.

Why did the gamer refuse to join the Boy Scouts?

He hates camping

Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

Why are rabbits never gold?

How would you tell them apart from goldfish

What's a rabbits' favorite movie?

Rabbits of the Lost Ark.

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

Why do blondes always die before help arrives?

They always forget the "11" in "9-1-1".

Why was Doughman the only hero to rise up and help?

Because he was kneaded.

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

Why did the man cross the street when he saw the chicken foot?

Because he suspected fowl play was afoot!

What did the viola say to her daughter before crossing the street?

You better C or you'll B

Little Old Lady Jokes More Little Old Lady Jokes

How do you get a little old lady to say the f* word?

Get another old lady to say "BINGO!"

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a boy scout?

A boyscout who helps little old ladies hop across the street.

Boyscout Jokes More Boyscout Jokes

What do you call a boyscout in WWII-era Germany?

A knotzi.

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a boy scout?

A boyscout who helps little old ladies hop across the street.