What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a boy scout?

A boyscout who helps little old ladies hop across the street.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a zebra with an ape man?

Tarzan stripes forever.

Why did the man cross the street when he saw the chicken foot?

Because he suspected fowl play was afoot!

Boy Scout Jokes More Boy Scout Jokes

Why can't Boy Scouts be MLG?

Because they're campers.

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a boy scout?

A boyscout who helps little old ladies hop across the street.

Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

What does Rabbits and Eggs have in common?

Easter

What do you call a bunch of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hairline.

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

Why did the TSA hire a dentist?

To help with the cavity searches

How many Canadians does it take to change a light bulb?

Just two. One to politely ask and the other to politely help.

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

Why did the traffic light turn red?

You'd turn red too if you had to change in the street.

Why did the sperm cross the street?

Because i put on the wrong socks.

Little Old Lady Jokes More Little Old Lady Jokes

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a boy scout?

A boyscout who helps little old ladies hop across the street.

How do you get a little old lady to say the f* word?

Get another old lady to say "BINGO!"

Boyscout Jokes More Boyscout Jokes

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a boy scout?

A boyscout who helps little old ladies hop across the street.

What do you call a boyscout in WWII-era Germany?

A knotzi.