What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a boy scout?

A boyscout who helps little old ladies hop across the street.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the Skeleton cross the road?

Question: Why did the Skeleton cross the road? Answer: To go to the body shop.

What did the hot dog say when it crossed the finish line?

I'm a wiener!

Boy Scout Jokes More Boy Scout Jokes

Why did it take three burly Boy Scouts to help the old lady across the street?

Because she didn't want to go.

Why can't Boy Scouts be MLG?

Because they're campers.

Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

What does Rabbits and Eggs have in common?

Easter

What do you call a bunch of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hairline.

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

Why is it hard to hold a speech at a nudist convention?

It does not help to imagine people in their underwear.

What's red like a strawberry, hard like beef jerky, smells like vinegar, and is found under your bed?

Me neither. Help.

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

What do you call an empty cheese whiz jar?

Cheese Was! some old guy came up to me on the street and told me this one.

What kind of street to ghosts, goblins and ghouls live on?

A Dead End.

Little Old Lady Jokes More Little Old Lady Jokes

Who's there? A little old lady. A little old lady who?

Wow, I didn't know you could yodel!

How do you get a little old lady to say the "F" word?

Yell bingo.

Boyscout Jokes More Boyscout Jokes

What do you call a boyscout in WWII-era Germany?

A knotzi.

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a boy scout?

A boyscout who helps little old ladies hop across the street.