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What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a boy scout?

A boyscout who helps little old ladies hop across the street.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What snake do get when cross a calculator with a steam engine?

A puff-adder

What do you get if you cross a hairdresser and a bucket of cement?

Permanent waves!

Boy Scout Jokes More Boy Scout Jokes

Why did it take three burly Boy Scouts to help the old lady across the street?

Because she didn't want to go.

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a boy scout?

A boyscout who helps little old ladies hop across the street.

Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

What do you call it when a rabbit tactfully jumps in front of a line?

A nice hare cut

Which rabbit stole from the rich to give to the poor?

Rabbit Hood.

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

Why are you late?

Teacher: Why are you late? Student: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill. Teacher: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it? Student: No. I was standing on it.

What excuse does an Ape give for abducting a pretty girl?

I can't help it - she brings out the beast in me!

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

What do you know when you see three rabbits walking down the street wearing tuxedos and top hats?

You know you need a psychiatrist!

What do you call a street on the Mexican border?

Wall Street

Little Old Lady Jokes More Little Old Lady Jokes

Who's there? A little old lady. A little old lady who?

Wow, I didn't know you could yodel!

How do you get a little old lady to say the f* word?

Get another old lady to say "BINGO!"

Boyscout Jokes More Boyscout Jokes

What do you call a boyscout in WWII-era Germany?

A knotzi.

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a boy scout?

A boyscout who helps little old ladies hop across the street.