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What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a boy scout?

A boyscout who helps little old ladies hop across the street.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

How do you feel if you cross a sheepdog with a melon?

Melon-collie!

Why did Italy cross the road?

To switch sides

Boy Scout Jokes More Boy Scout Jokes

Why are Boy Scouts safest when travelling with a senior?

They'll always have dry wood on hand to start a fire

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a boy scout?

A boyscout who helps little old ladies hop across the street.

Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

What do you call a bunch of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hairline.

How did the close race between the rabbit and the tortoise end?

It was won by a hare!

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

What did the French fry say to the police officer?

Help me! I've been a-salted!

What did the horse say when he fell over?

Help! I've fallen and I can't giddy up.

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

Why shouldn't you buy shoes off the street?

They might be laced with something..

Why did the physicist move across the street from the haunted graveyard?

To observe spooky action at a distance! Thank you, I'll be here all week.

Little Old Lady Jokes More Little Old Lady Jokes

Who's there? A little old lady. A little old lady who?

Wow, I didn't know you could yodel!

Knock knock. Who's there? Little old lady. Little old lady who?

I didn't know you could yodel!

Boyscout Jokes More Boyscout Jokes

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a boy scout?

A boyscout who helps little old ladies hop across the street.

What do you call a boyscout in WWII-era Germany?

A knotzi.