What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a boy scout?

A boyscout who helps little old ladies hop across the street.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the clown cross the road?

To find his rubber chicken.

How did the chewing gum cross the road?

By sticking to the chicken's foot.

Boy Scout Jokes More Boy Scout Jokes

Why can't Boy Scouts be MLG?

Because they're campers.

Why did it take three burly Boy Scouts to help the old lady across the street?

Because she didn't want to go.

Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

What do you call a mobile homes for rabbits?

Wheelburrows!

What do you call a rabbit with lots of fleas?

Bugs Bunny.

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

When someone asks, "How are you?

I say, "5-7-8-3" because they don't care how I am & saying my ATM Code out loud helps me memorize it.

Why do fire departments have dalmatians?

To help the firemen find the hydrants

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

Why does Bono never get any mail?

He lives on a street with no name.

What is a dog who crosses the street twice in an hour?

A double crosser.

Little Old Lady Jokes More Little Old Lady Jokes

How do you get a little old lady to say the f* word?

Get another old lady to say "BINGO!"

How do you get a little old lady to yell the F word?

Get another little old lady to yell "Bingo!"

Boyscout Jokes More Boyscout Jokes

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a boy scout?

A boyscout who helps little old ladies hop across the street.

What do you call a boyscout in WWII-era Germany?

A knotzi.