A boyscout who helps little old ladies hop across the street.
Because their eggs stink. (They're extinct)
Monkfish!
He hates camping
They make good paddles.
On a bunny-moon.
Because he always kept one foot in his pocket for good luck!
Because he was kneaded.
He thought it would help him with his hit detection.
To say hello.... From the other side.
To render the other side.
Wow, I didn't know you could yodel!
Get another old lady to say "BINGO!"
A knotzi.