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What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a boy scout?

A boyscout who helps little old ladies hop across the street.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross an iPad with a Christmas Tree?

A PiNEAPPLE! Get it? -D

Why did the vampire have pedestrian eyes?

They looked both ways before they crossed.

Boy Scout Jokes More Boy Scout Jokes

Why are Boy Scouts safest when travelling with a senior?

They'll always have dry wood on hand to start a fire

Why can't Boy Scouts be MLG?

Because they're campers.

Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

Why didn't the rabbit want to mate outside?

Because it was Frigid

What did the bunny say to the frog?

My name is Rabbit, not ribbit!!(https://www.youtube.com/watch v=CYkDxsaHlkg)

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

How many Canadians does it take to change a light bulb?

Just two. One to politely ask and the other to politely help.

Why doesn't God want to argue with Satan?

Because Satan has more politicians to help him.

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

What's it called when Jesus walks across the street?

A cross walk

What kind of street to ghosts, goblins and ghouls live on?

A Dead End.

Little Old Lady Jokes More Little Old Lady Jokes

Knock knock. Who's there? Little old lady. Little old lady who?

I didn't know you could yodel!

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a boy scout?

A boyscout who helps little old ladies hop across the street.

Boyscout Jokes More Boyscout Jokes

What do you call a boyscout in WWII-era Germany?

A knotzi.

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a boy scout?

A boyscout who helps little old ladies hop across the street.