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What do you get when you mix yoga and scouting?

Concentration camps.

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What do you get when you mix a public speaker with someone who had tourettes?

A clock! One provides the tic, the other provides the talk Credit to my Autistic Big Bro

What do you get when you mix olive oil, lemon juice, rosemary, thyme, salt, pepper and marijuana?

Cheech Marinade!

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What would Dorothy have said if she practiced Yoga instead of new age magical thinking?

There's no place like OM.

What kind of yoga do you do in a casket?

Decom-pose.

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What do you get when you mix yoga and scouting?

Concentration camps.

What animal did they have in concentration camps?

Dachau

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What is Jar Jar Binkss's favorite song?

Me-sa lovely by scouting for gungans.

Why can't Boy Scouts be MLG?

Because they're campers.