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What do you get when you mix yoga and scouting?

Concentration camps.

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What do you get when you mix a dog and a tulip?

A collieflower

What do you get when you mix a Mexican with an octopus?

I dont know, but it sure as hell can pick apples.

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What kind of yoga do you do in a casket?

Decom-pose.

What would Dorothy have said if she practiced Yoga instead of new age magical thinking?

There's no place like OM.

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What do you get when you mix yoga and scouting?

Concentration camps.

What animal did they have in concentration camps?

Dachau

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Why did it take three burly Boy Scouts to help the old lady across the street?

Because she didn't want to go.

Why can't Boy Scouts be MLG?

Because they're campers.