What do you get when you mix yoga and scouting?

Concentration camps.

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What do you get when you mix a boxer and cocaine?

A punchline

What do you get when you mix a hippie and a yellow?

Mello Yellow

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What kind of yoga do you do in a casket?

Decom-pose.

What would Dorothy have said if she practiced Yoga instead of new age magical thinking?

There's no place like OM.

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What animal did they have in concentration camps?

Dachau

What do you get when you mix yoga and scouting?

Concentration camps.

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Why did it take three burly Boy Scouts to help the old lady across the street?

Because she didn't want to go.

What is Jar Jar Binkss's favorite song?

Me-sa lovely by scouting for gungans.