Banjo Jokes

Why did the Boy Scout take up the banjo?

They make good paddles.

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

What is the difference between a banjo and a trampoline?

You don't have to take your shoes off to jump on a banjo.

What is the difference between a banjo and an anchor?

You tie a rope to an anchor before you throw it overboard.

What is the difference between a banjo and a chain saw?

A chain saw has a dynamic range.

What is the difference between a banjo and a South American Macaw?

One is loud obnoxious and noisy the other is a bird.

Why does everyone hate a banjo right off?

Saves time.

What did the guitar and banjo name their daughter?

Amanda Lynn