Why did the Boy Scout take up the banjo?

They make good paddles.

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Why did it take three burly Boy Scouts to help the old lady across the street?

Because she didn't want to go.

Why can't Boy Scouts be MLG?

Because they're campers.

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What is the difference between a banjo and an anchor?

You tie a rope to an anchor before you throw it overboard.

What is the difference between a banjo and a South American Macaw?

One is loud obnoxious and noisy the other is a bird.