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What is Dracula's girlfriend called when she gives him head?

Down for the count!

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How does Rudy Giuliani count to 10?

He doesn't he skips 1-8 and says 9-11 ten times.

Why do women live on average two years longer?

Because the time they spend parking doesnt count.

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Where was Solomon's temple located?

On the side of his head.

Why so?

The light bulb replies, "I'm a light headed!"

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Which flavor ice cream is Dracula's favorite?

Vein-illa.

What subject did Dracula major in during college?

AcCOUNTing This joke must be on a popsicle stick somewhere.

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What do Dracula's girlfriend and Mike Tyson have in common?

They both go down for the count!!

What is Dracula's girlfriend called when she gives him head?

Down for the count!