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What is Dracula's girlfriend called when she gives him head?

Down for the count!

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What did the hill that was counting its pocket change say to the other hill?

Don't worry, I'm just amounting.

How much do you love me?

Count the stars in the sky and that's how much I love you "But it's so cloudy" *pats her on the head* Yeah I know

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Why was the kamikaze pilot so depressed?

He felt his life was heading for a downward spiral.

How much for a haircut?

Barber: Fifteen dollars. How much for a shave Barber: Ten dollars. Right - shave my head.

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Who does Dracula get letters from?

His fang club.

Who has the most dangerous job in Transylvania?

Dracula's dentist.

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What is Dracula's girlfriend called when she gives him head?

Down for the count!

What do Dracula's girlfriend and Mike Tyson have in common?

They both go down for the count!!