March Madness Sale - 25% Off

What is Dracula's girlfriend called when she gives him head?

Down for the count!

Previous Random Joke Next
Count Jokes More Count Jokes

How can you tell what rank a Russian soldier is?

Count the stripes on his track pants.

Why can't Kermit and Miss Piggy count to one hundred?

Because every time they get to 69, Miss Piggy gets a frog in her throat.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why was the kamikaze pilot so depressed?

He felt his life was heading for a downward spiral.

Why does a witch wear a pointed black hat?

To keep her head warm.

Dracula Jokes More Dracula Jokes

What do Dracula's girlfriend and Mike Tyson have in common?

They both go down for the count!!

How does Dracula get his hair so perfect without a mirror?

Oh questions about the job No I'm good.

Dracula Girlfriend Jokes More Dracula Girlfriend Jokes

What do Dracula's girlfriend and Mike Tyson have in common?

They both go down for the count!!

What is Dracula's girlfriend called when she gives him head?

Down for the count!