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What is Dracula's girlfriend called when she gives him head?

Down for the count!

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Why do 2 bit gamblers never win at blackjack?

Because they can only count to 3.

What makes the Palestinians tick?

Not counting the bombs strapped to their chests, I have no clue.

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Why did the leper return to the shower?

He forgot his head and shoulders.

How do I stop a Christmas Gnome being airsick on the sledge?

Gnome: Put a five pound note between his teeth and stick his head over the side of the sledge.

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How can you tell when Dracula is sick?

By his coughin'

Why did Dracula go to the orthodontist?

He wanted to improve his bite.

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What is Dracula's girlfriend called when she gives him head?

Down for the count!

What do Dracula's girlfriend and Mike Tyson have in common?

They both go down for the count!!