What is Dracula's girlfriend called when she gives him head?

Down for the count!

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What can a monster do that you can't do?

Count up to 25 on his fingers.

When things go wrong, what can you always count on?

Your fingers.

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How do you know if someone's an expert archer?

Put an apple on your head &amp stand still he'll Tell you.

How about a private dance "Okay let's go" *heads to private room* "You ready?

Oh hell yeah *we both do the cha cha slide*

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What kind of medicine does Dracula take for a cold?

Coffin medicine.

What do you get if you cross Dracula with Sir Lancelot?

A bite in shining armor.

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What is Dracula's girlfriend called when she gives him head?

Down for the count!

What do Dracula's girlfriend and Mike Tyson have in common?

They both go down for the count!!