Why is the moon so bright?

Me: "It's not, it's pretty dim actually." Moon: "I heard that."

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What is the worst joke you have ever Heard?

I'll start it off: Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The Ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

Did you hear about the submarine industry?

It really took a dive...

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What did it mean when they found bones on the moon?

The cow didn't make it.

What do you call a tick on the moon?

A lunatic.