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Why is the moon so bright?

Me: "It's not, it's pretty dim actually." Moon: "I heard that."

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Did you hear that David lost his ID in Prague?

Now we just have to call him Dav.

Why do I always sit in the back of an airplane?

Cos iv never heard of an airplane reverse into a mountain... ill help myself out...

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What did the scientists say when they found bones on the moon?

The cow didn't make it.

Why didn't the astronauts land on the moon?

Because it was full. * (from a taffy taffy wrapper--oh my god what am I doing with my life)