What's Franklin D Roosavelt's favorite game show?

Deal or New Deal

Where were you on the night of the 5th?

Dealing drugs." "Louder for the tape " leans in "Healing pugs. I'm a pug vet."

Why did the Chinese Government cross the road?

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