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Thanksgive Jokes

What did the circus owner say to the human-cannonball when the he wanted to retire?

How will I ever find another performer of your caliber? (Source: a dad on Thanksgiving)

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What did the hipster say the day after Thanksgiving?

I liked the leftovers before they were cool.

What's the best part of having Miley Cyrus over for Thanksgiving dinner?

Unlimited twerky

Why is Thanksgiving such a special holiday at the gas station?

It is a day to be tankful.

Why don't you want a turkey at your Thanksgiving dinner?

Because it'll gobble up everything.

How was your Thanksgiving?

Gt&gt Very stuffing.

Why don't blacks celebrate Thanksgiving?

It's hard to be thankful when KFC is closed

Why cant programmers tell the difference between Christmas and Thanksgiving?

Because oct 31 = dec 25

What's brown and white and flies all over?

Thanksgiving turkey when you carve it with a chain saw!