What's the scariest thing to wake up to in the morning?

Another day.

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Why are sloths one of the 7 deadly sins?

Those little guys don't hurt anybody. They just chill all day.

What's the most important meal of the day to help you lose pounds?

Brexit

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Why are you always tired, Dad?

My 3-year-old asked as she woke me from a nap by poking me in the eye.

Why don't bananas snore?

Because they don't want to wake up the rest of the bunch.

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

What did the egg say to the boiling water?

It might take me a while to get hard, I just got laid this morning.

What's the difference between a guitar and an elevator?

I didn't expose myself inside a guitar this morning.

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What's the scariest thing a blind person can read in Braille?

Danger: Do not touch

What's the scariest thing to wake up to in the morning?

Another day.