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What's the scariest thing to wake up to in the morning?

Another day.

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

When's the best time of day to start a diet?

4:00 For:Klock

What do you call a T-Rex that's been weightlifting all day?

Dino-sore

Wake Jokes More Wake Jokes

What do necrophiliacs get when they wake up on the day of a funeral?

Mourning Wood

How do you wake a sleeping Lady Gaga?

You poke poke poker face

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

Who could that be?

It's 2:00 in the morning. Her: I don't know. Do burglars knock Me: It depends on how they were raised...

What does a blonde do first thing in the morning?

She goes home

Scary Thing Jokes More Scary Thing Jokes

What is the scariest thing to read in braile?

Do not touch

What's the scariest thing a blind person can read in Braille?

Danger: Do not touch