What's the scariest thing to wake up to in the morning?

Another day.

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Why does everyone start to fight the day after Christmas?

Because it's Boxing Day!

Why did Jesus take three days to resurrect after dying on the cross?

Because the date wasn't nailed down.

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What did the Seven Dwarfs say when the prince woke up Snow White?

Welp.... I guess it's back to jerking off!

Why do golf commentators speak softly?

To not wake the audience.

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What does a racist drink to wake himself up every morning?

A KKK-Cup!

Why do bakers start working so early in the morning?

Because they knead dough.

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What's the scariest thing in geometry?

A vicious circle.

What is the scariest thing about a white man in jail?

You know he did it.