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What's the scariest thing to wake up to in the morning?

Another day.

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What do women want?

She has been talking nonstop for the last two days.

How did the bad Canadian fisherman describe his only catch of the day?

Aboot this big

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What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?

An alarm cluck!

Why are you always tired, Dad?

My 3-year-old asked as she woke me from a nap by poking me in the eye.

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

What did the Hebrew's call it when they stopped receiving mana every morning?

Mana-pause

What did the fire say the morning of his birthday?

I'm stoked!

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What's the scariest thing a blind person can read in Braille?

Danger: Do not touch

What's the scariest thing to wake up to in the morning?

Another day.