What's the scariest thing to wake up to in the morning?

Another day.

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

How did the monster cure his sore throat?

He spent all day gargoyling.

Why is it socially acceptable to wear a bikini at the beach but not on the bus?

At the end of the day I'm just a guy in a bikini on the bus.

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What time does a mechanic wake up?

Oily!

What do you call a corn farmer who wakes up one morning to find that complex branching pathways have been cut into his field?

Amaized.

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

Why do people who live near Niagara Falls have flat foreheads?

Because every morning they wake up thinking "What *is* that noise Oh, right, *of course*!"

What's the difference between North Korea amd South Korea?

North Koreans have no Seoul. Thought of this very early in the morning waiting to board a plane.

Scary Thing Jokes More Scary Thing Jokes

What's the scariest thing a blind person can read in Braille?

Danger: Do not touch

What is the scariest thing to read in braile?

Do not touch