What's the scariest thing to wake up to in the morning?

Another day.

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What did Abe Lincoln say after a three day drinking binge?

Wait I freed?!?!?

Why did Night fall?

Because Day tripped him.

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Why do pirates wake up early on Saturday?

To watch Dablooney Toons!

Why do golf commentators speak softly?

To not wake the audience.

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What has everyone been using to get ice of their cars in the morning?

I've been using a discount card, but I can only ever get 20% off

Why are birds always sad in the morning?

Their bills are over dew

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What's the scariest thing to wake up to in the morning?

Another day.

What's the scariest thing in geometry?

A vicious circle.