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What's the scariest thing to wake up to in the morning?

Another day.

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What did Joss say on the last day of shooting the Avengers?

Whedon?

What will I have at the end of the day?

Three bags of skittles and a small body to hide.

Wake Jokes More Wake Jokes

Why do you need patience at the gym?

Because there is a lot of weighting. *sorry. i woke up at 2 am with this in my head.

Why did the band Wham! break up?

Because he didn't wake him up before he went went. It's, people.

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

How are you able to stay in bed all morning without getting up to pee?

He replied......It's hard

What's awkward for a man but a normal part of the job for a lumberjack?

Morning wood.

Scary Thing Jokes More Scary Thing Jokes

What's the scariest thing a blind person can read in Braille?

Danger: Do not touch

What is the scariest thing to read in braile?

Do not touch