What's Nigel Farage's favourite Christmas song?

I'm dreaming of a white Christmas.

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Who is never hungry at Christmas?

The turkey - he's always stuffed!

What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas?

I dont know, hes still trying to kick it open.

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What are you planning on doing on MLK day?

Her: I plan on sleeping all day Me: ...Why Her: I want to have dreams too

Why do all black men have nightmares?

The one with a dream was shot.

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Why does it have to be a white Christmas?

BlackChristmasMatters

Why did the black kid wish for a white Christmas?

Because all his white friends got better gifts than him.

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What happens when Nigel Farage makes a promise?

He brexit.

Why doesn't Nigel Farage like election forecasts?

He dislikes poles polls How do you type jokes that rely on similar sounding words It hard