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What's Nigel Farage's favourite Christmas song?

I'm dreaming of a white Christmas.

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Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas?

Because Oct 31 == Dec 25

What does Eckhart Tolle get for Christmas?

Presence

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What kind of dreams do dustmites have?

Mitemares

How do you make a Whiskey Sour?

Crush it's hopes and dreams.

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What is the favorite Christmas Carol of the Aryan brotherhood?

I'm dreaming of a white Christmas.

How do you know it's going to be a white Christmas?

It's approaching with deceptive speed.

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What's Nigel Farage's favourite Christmas song?

I'm dreaming of a white Christmas.

Why doesn't Nigel Farage like election forecasts?

He dislikes poles polls How do you type jokes that rely on similar sounding words It hard