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What's Nigel Farage's favourite Christmas song?

I'm dreaming of a white Christmas.

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What did Dracula say at the Christmas party?

Fancy a bite

What does an orphan get for Christmas?

Really lonely.

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Why did the leper chase the leopard?

Because she wanted the D. (I dreamed this joke last night. Not bad for a dream joke.)

What's Nigel Farage's favourite Christmas song?

I'm dreaming of a white Christmas.

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Who's the best person to invite over for Christmas?

Charlie Sheen. Because you know it's GUARANTEED to be a white Christmas when he's around.

Why does it have to be a white Christmas?

BlackChristmasMatters

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What happens when Nigel Farage makes a promise?

He brexit.

What's Nigel Farage's favourite Christmas song?

I'm dreaming of a white Christmas.