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What's Nigel Farage's favourite Christmas song?

I'm dreaming of a white Christmas.

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What does CNN call back-to-back aviation disasters?

Christmas in July

Who said that just because I tried to kiss you at last month's Christmas party, you could neglect to do your work around here?

Secretary: My lawyer.

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What do you call it when you dream about getting married?

Bed wedding.

What's the difference between dreams and memes?

I haven't given up on my memes yet

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What's Nigel Farage's favourite Christmas song?

I'm dreaming of a white Christmas.

Who's the best person to invite over for Christmas?

Charlie Sheen. Because you know it's GUARANTEED to be a white Christmas when he's around.

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What's Nigel Farage's favourite Christmas song?

I'm dreaming of a white Christmas.

Why doesn't Nigel Farage like election forecasts?

He dislikes poles polls How do you type jokes that rely on similar sounding words It hard