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What is Martin Luther King's least favorite Christmas song?

I'm dreamin' of a white Christmas

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Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas?

Because Oct 31 == Dec 25

What does Arnold Schwarzenegger say when Christmas is over?

OC (please use your Ahnold voice) Hasta la vista, Baby....Jesus.

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What is Martin Luther King's least favorite Christmas song?

I'm dreamin' of a white Christmas

Why does Martin Luther King like jam?

Because God bless America

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Why did the black kid wish for a white Christmas?

Because all his white friends got better gifts than him.

Who's the best person to invite over for Christmas?

Charlie Sheen. Because you know it's GUARANTEED to be a white Christmas when he's around.