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What is Martin Luther King's least favorite Christmas song?

I'm dreamin' of a white Christmas

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What is Pat Sajak's favorite Christmas carol?

No L

What did one Christmas ornament say to the other Christmas ornament?

Let's hang.

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Why did Martin Luther King have so many pink shirts?

He was against separating the whites from the coloreds.

What would Martin Luther King be if he was white?

Alive. He would be alive.

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Who's the best person to invite over for Christmas?

Charlie Sheen. Because you know it's GUARANTEED to be a white Christmas when he's around.

Why did the black kid wish for a white Christmas?

Because all his white friends got better gifts than him.