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What is Martin Luther King's least favorite Christmas song?

I'm dreamin' of a white Christmas

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What is Martin Luther King's least favorite Christmas song?

I'm dreamin' of a white Christmas

Why did the computer programmer put up his Christmas lights on Halloween?

He always gets DEC 25 and OCT 31 confused.

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Why did Martin Luther King have so many pink shirts?

He was against separating the whites from the coloreds.

What would Martin Luther King be if he was white?

Alive. He would be alive.

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Who's the best person to invite over for Christmas?

Charlie Sheen. Because you know it's GUARANTEED to be a white Christmas when he's around.

How do you know it's going to be a white Christmas?

It's approaching with deceptive speed.