Why does Martin Luther King like jam?

Because God bless America

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Who says time travel doesn't exist and we can't go back in time?

America just did.

What do you call a smart person in America?

A tourist.

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What does God call his nose?

God knows.

What did I do before Twitter?

Well, there's my family and......OH MY GOD WHERE'S MY FAMILY!!

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Why was Mr. Strawberry sad?

He was in a Jam.

What did one strawberry say to the other?

If you weren't so fresh last night we wouldn't be in this jam.

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What would Martin Luther King be if he was white?

Alive. He would be alive.

Why does Martin Luther King like jam?

Because God bless America

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What did the girl say when the Statue of Liberty sneezed?

God bless America.

Knock knock. Who's there? Bless. Bless who?

I didn't sneeze!