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Why does Martin Luther King like jam?

Because God bless America

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America Jokes More America Jokes

Why do Chinese tourists get disappointed when they visit America?

Because when they buy souvenirs they find out they were made in China.

Why aren't eagles allowed to be sick in america?

Because that would be illeagle

God Jokes More God Jokes

What did God say to Mary after impregnating her?

Praise the Load

Why couldn't Cain make God love him?

Because he wasn't

Jam Jokes More Jam Jokes

What did one strawberry say to the other strawberry?

If you hadn't been so fresh, we wouldn't be in this jam!

Why were the ants dancing on top of the jar of jam?

It said "twist to open"

Martin Luther King Jokes More Martin Luther King Jokes

Why did Martin Luther King have so many pink shirts?

He was against separating the whites from the coloreds.

Why does Martin Luther King like jam?

Because God bless America

Bless Jokes More Bless Jokes

What did the girl say when the Statue of Liberty sneezed?

God bless America.

What do you say when God sneezes?

Go bless yourself.