Why does Martin Luther King like jam?

Because God bless America

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America Jokes More America Jokes

What's the difference between America and cereal?

You can get cereal without nuts.

What's the difference between America any yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 300 years, it develops a culture.

God Jokes More God Jokes

Why does Saturn have rings?

God really liked it so he put rings on it.

What is the difference between someone who worships God &amp someone who worships the sun?

The sun exists.

Jam Jokes More Jam Jokes

What's the difference between jelly and jam?

Nobody would name their band Pearl Jelly.

Why did the little kid dance on the jar of jam?

Because the top said "Twist to open."

Martin Luther King Jokes More Martin Luther King Jokes

What would Martin Luther King be if he was white?

Alive. He would be alive.

Why does Martin Luther King like jam?

Because God bless America

Bless Jokes More Bless Jokes

What do you say when God sneezes?

Go bless yourself.

Knock knock. Who's there? Hatch. Hatch who?

Bless you!