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Why does Martin Luther King like jam?

Because God bless America

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America Jokes More America Jokes

What's does America and programming have in common?

When you fix one problem, 38 more problems pop up.

What's the difference between america and a yoghurt?

A yoghurt develops a culture After sitting there for 100 years.

God Jokes More God Jokes

What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.

Why did God make women last?

He didn't want someone telling him what to do

Jam Jokes More Jam Jokes

Why was Mr. Strawberry sad?

He was in a Jam.

Why were the ants dancing on top of the jar of jam?

It said "twist to open"

Martin Luther King Jokes More Martin Luther King Jokes

Why did Martin Luther King have so many pink shirts?

He was against separating the whites from the coloreds.

What is Martin Luther King's least favorite Christmas song?

I'm dreamin' of a white Christmas

Bless Jokes More Bless Jokes

How do priests make holy water?

They bless the hell out of it.

Why did God bless Texas?

He didn't want to upset Chuck Norris.