Because God bless America
They both benefit America!
He's a neurosurgeon, not a proctologist.
If you're not on your knees, he's not interested and you know what they say, abstinence makes the Church grow fondlers.
They were both caused by a message from god.
You can't jelly someone into a wood chipper.
If you weren't so fresh last night we wouldn't be in this jam.
I'm dreamin' of a white Christmas
He was against separating the whites from the coloreds.
He didn't want to upset Chuck Norris.
I didn't sneeze!
