Because God bless America
Motorist: I wasn't going to miss seeing myself on "America's Most Wanted."
Nobody can point at your shoes and say "What are thoooooooooose?!"
No matter how hard God looked, he could not find three wise men or a virgin anywhere in Mexico
Because God could not find three wise men and a virgin.
Because his mother was in a jam.
He was against separating the whites from the coloreds.
I didn't sneeze!
Bless You!