Why does Martin Luther King like jam?

Because God bless America

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America Jokes More America Jokes

What part of America can't sell full sized soft drinks?

Minnesota.

How did Mitt Romney get a 14% tax rate?

He claimed 47% of America as dependents.

God Jokes More God Jokes

What will men do for pleasure at that time?

God: *sigh* Fine. Mouths. But they'll talk. A lot.

What did the angel say when he saw God make the element Phosphorus?

It's a match made in Heaven!

Jam Jokes More Jam Jokes

What does Justin Bieber and jam have in common?

They're both in bread

Why was the apricot late to the party?

He got stuck in a jam.

Martin Luther King Jokes More Martin Luther King Jokes

What would Martin Luther King be if he was white?

Alive. He would be alive.

What is Martin Luther King's least favorite Christmas song?

I'm dreamin' of a white Christmas

Bless Jokes More Bless Jokes

Knock knock. Who's there? Bless. Bless who?

I didn't sneeze!

How do priests make holy water?

They bless the hell out of it.