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What's the hardest thing about being an audiophile?

Convincing the sound to get into your van.

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Why is Princess Peach named after a fruit and Princess Daisy named after a flower?

Because wanting to sound good is their OBJECTion

What do Julie Andrews in The Sound of Music and Keith Richards have in common?

They both made habits fashionable.

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How do you convince your neighbor to share their water with you?

Try to get a long well.

Why is it really hard to convince Egyptians?

Because they all live in de-Nile...

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What's the hardest thing on a cowboy?

The 4th grade.

What's the hardest thing about being an audiophile?

Convincing the sound to get into your van.

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Why do audiophiles nerver loose a fight?

Because they're lossless.

What did the FLAC say?

I'm an audiophile

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What is easier to load your van with bowling balls or screaming baby's?

Baby's because you can use a pitchfork

What's the difference between David Lee Roth and Snoop Lion?

David Lee Roth was in Van Halen Snoop Lion was in a van in halen