What's the hardest thing about being an audiophile?

Convincing the sound to get into your van.

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What does it sound like when Java laughs?

Java -jar jar.jar

What sound does a pool make when someone you don't like jumps in?

DOOOOUUUUCCCCHHHEEEEEE!

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How do you convince your neighbor to share their water with you?

Try to get a long well.

What did Ernie say when his friend tried to convince him he was ice cream?

Are you surebert?

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What's the hardest thing on a cowboy?

The 4th grade.

What's the hardest thing about skydiving?

The Ground

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What kind of jackets do Audiophiles wear?

FLAC jackets

Why do audiophiles nerver loose a fight?

Because they're lossless.

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What is a chemist's favorite brand of shoes?

Vans of der Waals

Why did the Mexicans only bring 5000 people to the Alamo?

They only had two vans