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What sound does a pool make when someone you don't like jumps in?

DOOOOUUUUCCCCHHHEEEEEE!

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Who reads the news AND makes coffee?

Katie Keurig. (I know the setup might need some work but I just like the punchline I made up.)

Why do liberal courts don't work?

Because they don't like to judge anyone.

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Whats the different between falling from the 10th floor and falling from the 1st floor?

The sound you make 10th floor " AHHHHHHHHH " 1st floor " AHHHHHHHHHH "

How long are you supposed to wait to return a boy's call?

This IRS guy sounded pretty into me

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Why aren't their Mexican Olympics?

Because all of the Mexicans that can run,jump,and swim are in America!

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What do you call a child with no arms and no legs swimming in a pool?

Bob.

What's blue and yellow and sits at the bottom of the pool?

A baby with slashed floaties. What's red and yellow and floats on top of the pool? Floaties with a slashed baby.