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What sound does a pool make when someone you don't like jumps in?

DOOOOUUUUCCCCHHHEEEEEE!

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Why don't bears wear boots?

Cos they like to walk around in their bear feet.

What do you call someone who likes speed?

Racist.

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When someone says "It is what it is," I reply, "Isn't it?

So we can both sound useless.

What sound does an Italian American microwave make?

Bada bing!

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Which goal keeper can jump higher than a crossbar?

All of them a crossbar can't jump!

Who survived?

The pilot who jumped out with a parachute.

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What'd u ask Santa for 6: a speed boat M: like a Lego boat?

6: no M: oh for the bath 6: no M: the pool 6: *doesnt break eye contact* no

What were the French children doing in the pool?

Piscine.