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What sound does a pool make when someone you don't like jumps in?

DOOOOUUUUCCCCHHHEEEEEE!

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What do rappers like on their burritos?

Waka Flakamole

Why are Muslim countries are banning PokemonGo?

Because Allah likes digimon

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What does a North Korean ricochet sound like?

PYONG! YANG!

What does it sound like when a pterodactyl uses the bathroom?

Nothing, the pee is silent

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Why do the versions of Windows jump from 8 to 10?

Because no one wanted Windows Nein!

What do you get when a cow jumps in cold water?

Utter udder shudder.

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Is the pool safe for diving?

It deep ends.

What did Saddam Hussein say every time he played pool?

I rack.