What sound does a pool make when someone you don't like jumps in?

DOOOOUUUUCCCCHHHEEEEEE!

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What do you call an Earl Grey that likes role play?

Not-tea

What kind of bear likes the rain?

A drizzley bear.

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When someone says "It is what it is," I reply, "Isn't it?

So we can both sound useless.

What did the car-painter say to the carpenter?

You sound just like me!

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Why does Mexico do so poorly in the Olympics?

Because everybody who can run, jump, or swim is already in America.

What did the cow say when she jumped off a cliff?

Geronimoo!

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Why do people from Istanbul always swim?

Because they're constant in a pool.

What did Saddam Hussein say every time he played pool?

I rack.