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What sound does a pool make when someone you don't like jumps in?

DOOOOUUUUCCCCHHHEEEEEE!

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Chug chug chug chug chug chug...

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Whats green and can jump a mile a minute?

A frog with hiccups!

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He didn't get a good knight's leap. Wakka wakka!

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What were the French children doing in the pool?

Piscine.

What's the term for when the pool breaks during water birth?

A midwife crisis.