Why do people from Istanbul always swim?

Because they're constant in a pool.

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Why were some people living in the 80s so healthy?

Because they had good high jeans

What's the difference between people from Dubai and Abu Dhabi?

People from Dubai don't like the flinstones but people from Abu Dhabi Do

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What did the electrician say while swimming across a river?

Oh my God, that's a lot of current!

What do you call Dracula when he goes swimming?

Aqua-Vlad

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Is the pool safe for diving?

It deep ends.

How do you get three drunk, rowdy Canadians out of a pool?

Ask them to get out of the pool.