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Why do people from Istanbul always swim?

Because they're constant in a pool.

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Why do people buy smart cars?

Because opposites attract.

What is the difference between a philanthropist and Nicki Minaj?

A philanthropist likes to impress people with his larg**esse**!

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Why is it a bad idea to swim in the Mississippi River?

Because it has pp in it.

What do you call a marine who can't swim?

A submarine.

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What did Saddam Hussein say every time he played pool?

I rack.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs...... sitting at your door?

Matt....floating in your pool Bob....hanging on your wall Art.... water skiing Skipper.