Why do people from Istanbul always swim?

Because they're constant in a pool.

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Why are people so worried about Hurricane Matthew's wind speeds?

I thought CAT4 was capped at 16Mbps.

How do the people of northern Iraq manage to get so much done?

The Kurds have their ways

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Why does Mexico always underperform in the summer Olympics?

Because everyone that can run, swim or jump is in USA.

What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?

A seahorse!

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What do you call five blondes in a pool?

Air bubbles.

What'd u ask Santa for 6: a speed boat M: like a Lego boat?

6: no M: oh for the bath 6: no M: the pool 6: *doesnt break eye contact* no