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Why do people from Istanbul always swim?

Because they're constant in a pool.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

What do you call a drill on the North Pole that just wants to get to know people?

An icebreaker

Why do people with the Flu stand in corners?

Its always 90 Degrees

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

What's grey and can't swim?

A castle

Why can't Z generationers swim?

Their phones would get wet.

Pool Jokes More Pool Jokes

What's blue and yellow and sits at the bottom of the pool?

A baby with slashed floaties. What's red and yellow and floats on top of the pool? Floaties with a slashed baby.

How do you get 50 Canadians out of the swimming pool?

Say, " Everyone out of the pool please."