What kind of dreams do dustmites have?

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What kind of gun does a firefighter have?

A water gun.

What kind of flowers do you never give on Valentine's Day?

Cauliflowers!

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Why did the door to door sales man get nervous and run away?

He was selling In-Security Heh yeah i dunno i thought it up in a dream and I'm still half asleep bye

Why was the man at the cookout so happy?

He met the grill of his dreams.