What kind of dreams do dustmites have?

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What kind of monster is safe to put in the washing machine?

A wash and wear wolf

What kind of Ant lives in rented accommodation?

Tenants.

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What do you need to have to do the dishes when you don't want to?

Dishcipline This is literally a joke I told in a dream and I remembered it when waking up.

What are you planning on doing on MLK day?

Her: I plan on sleeping all day Me: ...Why Her: I want to have dreams too