What did the blind kid get for Christmas?

Swimming goggles

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What is Pat Sajak's favorite Christmas carol?

No L

Why did Jill fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms. Why did she not get back up? Because she had no legs. What did Jill get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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Why is the bottom of the ocean so dark?

Black people can't swim. -.-

Why does Mexico never wins any medals at the Olympic Games?

Because everyone who runs, swims, or jump really well is already across the border.

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What did the blind kid get for Christmas?

Swimming goggles

Why did the blind kid fail geometry?

He didnt see the point.