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What did the blind kid get for Christmas?

Swimming goggles

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What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer.

Why are people who suffers from insomnia so excited at the moment?

They only have to sleep 3 more times until Christmas

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What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?

An octopuss!

What's big, yellow, and can't swim?

A schoolbus full of children.

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How are blind kids punished by their parents?

The parents move the furniture.

Why did the blind kid fail geometry?

He didnt see the point.