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What did the blind kid get for Christmas?

Swimming goggles

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What did the pervert get for Christmas?

A partial in a pear tree.

How is a Christmas tree like a man who's had a vasectomy?

They both have ornamental balls.

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What do Scrooge McDuck and dragons have in common?

They love to swim in gold coins.

Why has Mexico never won olympic gold?

All those who can run, jump and swim are in Texas.

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Who do blind kids boo at wrestling events?

John Cena.

What did the blind kid get for Christmas?

Swimming goggles