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What did the blind kid get for Christmas?

Swimming goggles

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What did a blind French guy said he wanted for Christmas?

All I want for Christmas is yeux

How did the urologist ruin his Christmas?

OC He looked inside Santa's sack.

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What don't elephants forget when they go swimming?

Their trunks.

Why has Mexico never won olympic gold?

All those who can run, jump and swim are in Texas.

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What did the blind kid get for Christmas?

Swimming goggles

Who do blind kids boo at wrestling events?

John Cena.