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Where do Old Egyptian people go to Swim?

The Senile River

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Why hasn't Mexico got an Olympic team?

Because the ones who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S

What do Scrooge McDuck and dragons have in common?

They love to swim in gold coins.

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What muscle do Egyptian soldiers generally lose control of, shortly before major battles?

The sphinxster....

Why did the Egyptian kid in therapy?

Because he thought his daddy was his mummy.