Where do Old Egyptian people go to Swim?

The Senile River

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How is "Shark spotted swimming off the coast" news worthy?

Now if a shark was seen walking off the coast that's different.

What kind of Internet creep can swim the fastest?

A TOR pedo.

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Why was the Egyptian queen so grumpy?

Because, she was on her pyramid!

What did the Pharaohs use to keep their babies quiet?

Egyptian dummies.