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Where do Old Egyptian people go to Swim?

The Senile River

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Why is it a bad idea to swim in the Mississippi River?

Because it has pp in it.

What did the New York Salmon say to the driver?

I'm swimming here!

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What do you call a rare Egyptian King?

King Nottocommon

What do you call a fart from an Egyptian stranger?

Toot uncommon