Where do Old Egyptian people go to Swim?

The Senile River

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How did the hipster drown?

By swimming in the main stream.

What do Scrooge McDuck and dragons have in common?

They love to swim in gold coins.

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Why was the Egyptian boy confused?

His daddy was really a mummy.

How many governments does it take to make an Egyptian happy?

I'll let you know when I find out...