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Where do Old Egyptian people go to Swim?

The Senile River

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Why do sharks only swim in salt water?

Got this is a Cracker Jack box) Because pepper water makes them sneeze!

Why has Mexico never won olympic gold?

All those who can run, jump and swim are in Texas.

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Why couldn't the Egyptian fisherman get over the fact that his boat had sunk?

Because he was stuck in denial.

Why was the Egyptian queen so grumpy?

Because, she was on her pyramid!