Where do Old Egyptian people go to Swim?

The Senile River

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Howdeepisthepool?

He had too much to drink before he went swimming!

What do you call bacteria that can swim fast?

Micro Phelps.

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What Egyptian King called for equal farting rights for all?

Toot-in-common

Why did Baby Moses believe he was Egyptian?

Because he was in da Nile.